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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Record A Hip Hop Rap Album With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz

Dolly Parton To Record A Hip Hop Rap Album With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton has been performing ever since she was in her teens and now at the age of 67, she shows no signs of hanging up her microphone or even slowing down. Dolly recently performed a three hour concert at The Crop Rotation Convent...
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Funny story: Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again. According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club name...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

BEVERLY HILLS - Tinsel Town sources are buzzing with word that there appears to be trouble brewing in the Nick Cannon-Marey Carey marriage. An inside source said that for the past month Mariah has been making the hip hop scene with such rappers as...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

DALLAS - Selena Gomez traveled to Dallas to visit some relatives when she ran into Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss V asked Gomez if she ever misses Justin at all. She smiled and said that she stopped missing him when he began to act like a whi...
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Funny story: Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
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Funny story: Florida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name

Florida Demands That The Rapper Known As Flo Rida Change His Name

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA - The attorney general of Florida has just sent a certified letter to rap singer Flo Rida. The letter makes it abundantly clear that the state of Florida is insisting that Tramar Dillard, who goes by the rap name Flo Rida, imm...
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Funny story: Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

Lack of Words Rhyming With Orange, Silver, and Purple Could Spell End of Hip-Hop

LOS ANGELES- Hip Hop record producers and songwriters are feverishly searching for English words that rhyme with "orange", "purple", and "silver", fearing the end of the genre if no perfect rhymes are found soon. "When you can't even find a word to r...
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Funny story: Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

Ke$ha May Have To Drop The $ Sign From Her Name

LA HABRA, California - Things have not been going to good lately for the quasi-rap singer Ke$ha. She recently performed in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor in La Habra before a crowd of 31 people. The singer with the dollar sign in her na...
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Funny story: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's New Song "Accidental Racist" Banned In Mississippi

NASHVILLE - Country crooner Brad Paisley was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Music City, when he overheard someone mention his latest song. The diner patron told his lady friend that he felt that the new country-hip hop song "Accidenta...
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Funny story: MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

MC Hammer Nailed By A California Cop

DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard. The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the...
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Funny story: President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

President Obama and The First Mama Attend A Hip Hop Concert

DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...
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Funny story: A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

A Crowd of Soccer Moms Gasp at Flo-Rida Lyrics

Manhattan, NY - NBC's Today Show kicked off a series of Thanksgiving week concerts with an outdoor show by rising rap star, Flo-Rida, on Monday. An impressive crowd of Flo-Rida fans turned out for the free event outside NBC's Today Show studios in...
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Funny story: Vermont Bans Rap Music

Vermont Bans Rap Music

MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States. Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...
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Funny story: My Interview with Kanye West

My Interview with Kanye West

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It's truly an honor to be able to get to meet with you. MR. WEST: Yeah, it is. BDF: Do you mind if I call you Kanye? MR. WEST: Naw. BDF: Ok, Kanye… MR. WEST: I said naw. Don...
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Funny story: LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

LL Cool J and Duncan Ferguson front new Neighbourhood Watch Campaign

American rapper LL Cool J and ex-footballer Duncan Ferguson are to spearhead a new neighbourhood watch initiative, it has been announced. The move, encouraging residents to batter the shite out of intruders, comes days after LL Cool J reportedly...
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Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

Snoop Dogg Changes His Name (Again)

WATTS, California - The Yo Bro Record Label Company has just announced that one of its featured artists Snoop Dogg has just changed his name. The man who was born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. and started performing under the name Snoop Puppy Dogg...
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