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Funny story: Protests as Oil shale deposits under the UK mean widespread frotting

Protests as Oil shale deposits under the UK mean widespread frotting

Oil reserves in shale deposits underneath 90% of the U.K. can be extracted cheaply and would boost the economy of the country beyond our wildest dreams, said an energy spokesperson this morning. "But by the time everybody has stopped whingeing and ob...
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Funny story: We like Fracking and We like to Frack

We like Fracking and We like to Frack

Another day another punning newspaper headline about shale gas extraction. The industry has been a godsend for copywriters everywhere. Said one fleet street hack, "the great thing about Fracking is that it's possible to replace the word 'fuck', with...
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Funny story: Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Protest.. a Thing of The Past.

Interview our magazine "Time To Move" had with Health Minister Al Ranon. Q: So you propose to increase the amount of fluoride in the water? A: Yes, to prevent tooth decay. Teeth has always been of major concern to us as a nation, much more so than cancer for instance for which there is no known cure. Successive governments have always supported cancer. Q: What about mind decay? A: Too...
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Funny story: Conservative Conference Special

Conservative Conference Special

Please be advised that this story has been withdrawn due it not toeing the line with the fantasy that everything in the Britain is all lovely and rosy. Please be advised that any story about the Conservative Party Conference must first be checked...
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Funny story: Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Members of the Red Pencil Faction of the P.L.O. (Pedants for Literacy Organization) clashed with riot police on the steps of the Library of Congress yesterday morning. Carrying signs that read "'Irregardless' is Not a Word!" and "'General Consensus'...
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Funny story: Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...
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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

Religious Tolerance Advocates to WBC: Psychological Terrorism Is Not Free Speech

TOPEKA, KANSAS (Acme Quicknews) -- Who can say that the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) can't taste their own dose of picket? Religious tolerance advocates around America, composing of members of different religions, counter the ways of the WBC by p...
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Funny story: Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and anti-capitalist protesters are converging on London to d...
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Funny story: Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

Patrons Boycott Computer Shop Because of Installing OpenOffice instead of Microsoft Office

MYLITTLEPO, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Patrons of the Reference Computer Shop protest in front of the shop because of the lack of installed software, especially regarding the open-source office application OpenOffice.org. One of the patrons, who wishe...
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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...
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Funny story: Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Town Residents Challenge Rabid Environmentalists

Nutterville DE: An ordinance was passed by the town council that prohibits idling a vehicle's engine for more than five minutes in a 60 minute period. Violations could result in a $100 fine. A town meeting was called to protest the town's rabid en...
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Funny story: Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

Car insurance vigilantes on collision course with EU ruling

In the face of new European rules on car insurance which come into force today, provoking many hardened liberals to reconsider their loathing of Nigel Farrage, ordinary motorists are now vowing to get their money's worth. Harold Perkins, 68, spoke...
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Funny story: Ukrainian topless female protests are the "breast"!

Ukrainian topless female protests are the "breast"!

Ukrainian women protesting topless in Kiev are certainly at the "front" of all global topless protestors because they have the most "front"! The women protesting for more womens rights in the Ukraine are determinded to get their grievances off of the...
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Funny story: Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

Many Americans Also Frustrated by Movies

The angry riots throughout North Africa and the Middle East over an anti-Islamic movie have sparked intense discussion about American foreign policy and the limits of freedom of speech and religion. While the violent reactions of some extremist group...
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Funny story: Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

There were violent clashes last night outside the French Embassy in South Kensington as protests against the publication of topless photos of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge descended into violence. Groups of middle age women started to arrive outside...
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Funny story: 'Exhibitionists' arrested in Sparks & Menser

'Exhibitionists' arrested in Sparks & Menser

Senior staff in Rochdale's Sparks & Menser store have uncovered a group of 'exhibitionists' plotting to demonstrate against lower prices. Six women and two men were arrested after they undressed, painted their bodies and prepared themselves fo...
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Funny story: Knockdown Power of Kalashnikov

Knockdown Power of Kalashnikov

"And … Pharaoh dreamed …" (Genesis 41:1-2.) and out came seven kine, cows…And then seven lean kine ate the seven fat cows. Pharaoh awoke. Josef's economic forecast is well-known to all and needs no repetition, but need to add that from that point on the Egyptians became staunch believers in dream interpretation. Today Egyptians are not alone. A billion people living in a radius of hundreds of m...
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Funny story: Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue

Fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans clash at concert venue

MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Christian fundamentalist groups and Lady Gaga fans had a heated debate outside the SM Mall of Asia, where Lady Gaga will have a concert. The fundamentalists protest to cancel the concert because some songs...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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