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Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Funny story: Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...

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What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

Funny story: What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

AMMANBEINGAMMAN, Jordan - Sure, according to a significant amount of strategic unnamed sources (typically those without any sort of sufficiently accumulated sooner or later go-to funds, hopefully designated for any and all doomsday styled rainy days hell bent on impolitely presenting themselves, via whichever suddenly well past-due timeframe quickly proves to be dramatically necessary, and/or, ju...

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Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

Funny story: Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...

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Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

Funny story: Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS - The citizens of Houston, TX, have a problem with Jorge Marin's statues. They're male--and they're naked. "Whether they be flesh and blood or bronze, we don't cotton to no naked men here in Houston, partner," Jim ("Big Bear") Butt said. The brawny bronzes in the sculptor's Wings of the City collection have stirred more than a few Houstonites, as residents...

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Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Funny story: Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Junguns Skincare Products announced that they will soon release lotion that comes in a bottle with a 4 ½ high-definition screen attached to it. Additionally, the bottles will have audio and Wi-Fi capabilities. They will be an industry first and ar...

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Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

Funny story: Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

In a controversial move for the president of the United States, often criticised as being cautious in acting in the Middle East, today he decided to switch off all transmission of adult pornography to any radical groups in Northern Iraq. Under siege...

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Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...

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NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...

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Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...

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Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...

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NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...

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Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

Funny story: Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

In this edition of Popular Pornography... ->0 Are Bed Vibrators a Thing of the Past? 0<- Recent reports from cheap, sleazy motels across the nation suggest that the long history of coin-operated bed vibrators may be coming to an end. With the cost going from a quarter to, in some cases, as high as $1.50, the business of shaking mattresses appears to be winding down. Cissy Filler, o...

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Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Funny story: Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...

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Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Funny story: Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Eduard Garbanzo, a plumber and avid consumer of internet pornography, is suing several top producers of porn for having made sex commonplace and boring. "There's too much nudity on the internet," he protests. "They've satura...

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Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

Funny story: Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

The talk of the morning news shows on Sunday, February 9, was that cheap software - available to everyone on-line - was used by Edward Snowden to plunder secrets from the NSA. He accessed millions of the country most highly classified documents...

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Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

Funny story: Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

PBS NEWS KCET, LOS ANGELES Transcript of "Ray Asks" Moderator Ray Suarez: Today we begin a three-part series on pornography and violence in America. We are also interested in the question of which of them is most important to American life and also to the extent which they overlap. The connection between actual violence against anyone, rape, and watching violent videos and po...

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Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A representative for Sweden's Ya Porn Corporation has just stated that Kim Jong Un's sex video is selling out in retail stores faster than it can be stocked on the shelves. Ya Porn reports that the DVD is titled Rice Paddy Girl...

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Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Funny story: Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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