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Funny story: What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...
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Funny story: Toxic Seepage Poses Threat To Wildlife In Lake Erie

Toxic Seepage Poses Threat To Wildlife In Lake Erie

Reports coming in appear to suggest that a serious case of toxic seepage threatens to kill off all known marine life in Lake Erie, unless it's brought swiftly under control. The good news is that the USA appears so far to be blameless in this latest...
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Funny story: Celebrating The New Passover

Celebrating The New Passover

The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...
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Funny story: Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...
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Funny story: Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...
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Funny story: Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- The Sierra Club, reputedly America's oldest, largest, and most influential grassroots environmental organization has begun a major campaign today to lobby Congress to ban traditional in ground burials. Their presser states tha...
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Funny story: Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence. Renowned US biologist Charles W C...
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Funny story: The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

Bubbles the size of footballs were seen floating past the London Bridge by people on their way to work this morning. The aroma of Lilac filled the air. A Lorry carrying a full load of Royal Bubbly Brand bubble bath careened off the Marlow Bridg...
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Funny story: Editor Causes Eggstremely Big Stink

Editor Causes Eggstremely Big Stink

Police were searching for Spoof editor Mark Lowton tonight amidst fears that he was planning to carry out a chemical attack on the United Kingdom. Inspector Robin Jackman said "We believe that this man is intent on causing millions to suffer. We...
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Funny story: Search For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution

Search For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution

Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
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Funny story: Tennessee Valley Authority's "Christmas Sludge" Poorly Received

Tennessee Valley Authority's "Christmas Sludge" Poorly Received

KNOXVILLE, TN - Christmas came early this year to Tennessee residents living near a coal-fired power plant outside Knoxville, who found a little something extra under their trees: Five hundred million gallons of sludge laden with arsenic, mercury an...
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Funny story: EPA Shuts Down FDA

EPA Shuts Down FDA

TOXIC BOG, New Jersey - In a stunning development today, the EPA obtained an injunction from the Supreme Court shuttering the FDA, a prominent part of the United States Government. Dazed FDA officials wandered about the streets, looking for a gove...
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Funny story: Police to charge dead bodies over environment pollution

Police to charge dead bodies over environment pollution

In what many are seeing as an example of Political correctness gone mad, Metropolitan police have introduced charging the dead. A widow to Robert Jenkins who died last Wednesday and was formally charged by the police the next day, spoke for many w...
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Funny story: Hazardous Waists

Hazardous Waists

Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.
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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.
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Funny story: EPA Fines God For Polluting

EPA Fines God For Polluting

(Sacramento) - The 15 major wildfires throughout Southern California, which have burned hundreds of square miles and polluted the skies with thick black smoke, have been ruled Acts of God. As a result of the ruling, the California Environmental Prote...
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Funny story: Live Earth sparks lively dispute

Live Earth sparks lively dispute

An estimated 1.8 billion people attended or watched broadcasts of pop concerts in more than 500 venues around the world on July 6 as part of "Live Earth", a global music marathon organized by former US vice president Al Gor...
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Funny story: Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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