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Funny story: Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is continuing his indecisive behavior and believes that voters will embrace it during the next election. Which election? Well, he is undecided on that as well. Throughout his short time in the US Senate, Br...
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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story: Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...
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Funny story: Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

New York NY: The Columbia University School of Abnormal Psychology has developed a mathematical computer model to predict the interests of current and former political figures after they leave office. Professor Freud (no relation to Sigmund) expla...
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Funny story: Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...
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Funny story: Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Bookies in the UK are now taking a more level headed approach to the Jimmy Savile inquiry and are offering the following odds in the case. Odds Against politicians appearing in the dock on paedophilia charges resulting from inquiry. (1) One politician appearing.... 33/1. (2) Two politicians appearing... 50/1. (3) More than two... 1000/1. (4) Member of the cabinet appearing...2000/1. (5)...
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Funny story: The most horrible sound in the world.

The most horrible sound in the world.

British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices. "It was a surprising result.
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Funny story: The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot

The village idiot has been recognised as a legitimate occupation since the thirteenth century. Edward the first (Longshanks) sent his own idiot, John Major, to Scotland with a mocking message for William Wallace, however, the idiot presented the verbal insult to King Gruffudd of Wales. Since that day to this, the slight has never been forgiven and the two nations still spit at each other. I...
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Funny story: NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant. Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

Berlusconi Confesses to "Merkel Fantasy"

He once confided to his minions that she is an "unfuckable lard-arse" but a more romantic side to former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has been revealed in a forthcoming magazine article. Despite that much reported off the cuff insult,...
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Funny story: 2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

Washington DC - Federal officials today canceled the 2012 elections, declaring that American voters are not qualified to select the nation's political leaders. "Everyone blames the gridlock in Washington on the politicians," said Norman Lagode...
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Funny story: White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
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Funny story: Knickers on the net

Knickers on the net

Cabinet minister Theresa May has been pleading poverty again and is using it as an excuse to sell her severely soiled knickers on the internet using the slogan, Theresa's Teasers. In justification for her latest moneymaking venture she complains...
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Funny story: The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

Washington, DC -- Say goodbye to the almighty dollar. In a unanimous decision, the Federal Reserve's Board of Governors has voted to abolish the use of money in the United States, effective immediately. "The world's economic system is broken beyon...
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Funny story: Suggested Reading for Government Ministers for 2012

Suggested Reading for Government Ministers for 2012

Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative) Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service. Recommended Book: The Importance of Being Eton By Nick Fraser. Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat) Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform) Recommended Book: Why V...
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Funny story: Great Politicians of Our Time - Henri de Floric

Great Politicians of Our Time - Henri de Floric

Henri de Floric (1911 - 1979) was a well-respected politician for much of his life. He was not affiliated to any party and represented a small constituency in the south-east of England, called Little Thugsby, for over 25 years. Born in the town of the same name, he never joined a political party. His independence gave him the ability to represent his people without worrying about party policies an...
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Funny story: Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Perry and Cain Check-In to the Ronald Reagan Memory Clinic

Simi Valley, California - Republican presidential contenders Rick Perry and Herman Cain have checked themselves into the Ronald Reagan Clinic for Memory Intervention. Publicly embarrassed by critical memory lapses last week, the two candidates are...
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Funny story: British Council chiefs use credit cards for lavish lifestyles of five-star hotels, Michelin-starred restaurants and retreats at exclusive golf resorts and spas

British Council chiefs use credit cards for lavish lifestyles of five-star hotels, Michelin-starred restaurants and retreats at exclusive golf resorts and spas

Money strapped Britain: In the austerity streets of Britain where the local libraries are closing down, cuts of 20% to the Police planned, reductions in hospital care, so much so that a recent Government report has slammed the care of the elderly in...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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