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Germany invades Poland - "Sorry bout that" says Merkel

Funny story: Germany invades Poland - "Sorry bout that" says Merkel

It has been reported that part of Germany accidentally spilled over the border with Poland last week, covering over 10 square miles of Polish territory. "It's all rather embarrassing, and we're terribly sorry" said German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

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Polish alcholic shot in the head 5 years ago and forgot!

Funny story: Polish alcholic shot in the head 5 years ago and forgot!

A Polish gentleman living in Germany was shot in the head and being slightly sloshed at the time didn't even notice the bullet lodge in his skull. The last 5 years has been a constant story of being totally pissed, swallowing paracetamol, aspirins...

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Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Funny story: Hog Jaw Mania Grips Krakow, Poland

Nobody understands it. Nobody can explain the sudden upsurge in popularity of the township of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA - least of all the residents of Krakow in southern Poland. Tee-shirt vendors in the Polish city can't get hold of enough 'I heart...

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Poland - The unasked question

Funny story: Poland - The unasked question

Wawel Castle, Kraków - The grief of the mourners was all too evident among the many thousands who gathered to pay their respects to Lech Kaczynski yesterday. But so too was the sense of uneasiness. An uneasiness started by two words from a young b...

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Polish President's Funeral "The Most Exciting Thing To Have Happened In Poland Since 1939"

Funny story: Polish President's Funeral "The Most Exciting Thing To Have Happened In Poland Since 1939"

As crowds gathered in Krakow yesterday for the state funeral of Polish Prime Minister Lech Kaczynski, onlookers spoke of the event as being 'the most exciting in the country since 1939. People were referring, of course, to the invasion by Adolf Hi...

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Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Funny story: Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Polish Miitary Scientists have been working since the break up of the Soviet Union to build their own "weapons of mass destruction" and have finally succeeded with the creation of a Helium bomb. Poland's Foreign Minister, Lech Snotchowski, said that...

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Poland set for warehouse rave for Poles in holes

Funny story: Poland set for warehouse rave for Poles in holes

Hundreds of thousands of revellers are expected to attend a warehouse rave in Poland for the 96 victims of last weekend's little incident, when a couple of trees were knocked down by a plane. Polish President Lech Kaczynski and key public figures,...

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Kaczynski burial plan causes banana split

Funny story: Kaczynski burial plan causes banana split

A row has broken out over the decision to bury Polish President Lech Kaczynski in Wawel cathedral in Krakow - a place reserved for Poland's kings, heroes and Banana Splits. Hundreds have taken to the streets of the southern city in protest at the...

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Kaczynski burial plans cause upheaval in Poland

Funny story: Kaczynski burial plans cause upheaval in Poland

Church plans to bury Lech Kaczynkski in Wawel Castle in Kraków, a site normally retained for Polish kings, have upset many Poles. BBC News - Kaczynski burial plan causes split Church leaders have chosen a burial site for Mr Kaczynski in the Wa...

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"Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

Funny story: "Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

MOSCOW - As of Monday, 87 corpses have been recovered by Russian rescuers at the crash site of the Polish presidential plane. The bodies are being sent to Moscow where forty-five have already been identified, the Russian health minister said. The Pre...

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Nick Griffin 'Inconsolable' Over Polish Kaczynski Air Disaster

Funny story: Nick Griffin 'Inconsolable' Over Polish Kaczynski Air Disaster

As mourners lined the streets of Warsaw and other Polish cities today to mourn the loss Of President Kaczynski, his wife Maria and 95 other souls, they may have been more than a little surprised to learn of an ulikely UK figure being left broken-hear...

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Polish Moonshot Fails

Funny story: Polish Moonshot Fails

The long awaited Polish attempt to launch a man to the moon ended in a horrible crash in a Russian forest today killing over hundred passengers including Polish president Lech Kachynski. The space launch was plagued with criticism from the start.

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Polish President Killed in Foggy Airline Crash! Polish Joke Council Meets in Emergency Session.

Funny story: Polish President Killed in Foggy Airline Crash! Polish Joke Council Meets in Emergency Session.

Warsaw, Poland: Ethnic joke specialists from around the world were summoned to Poland in the wee hours this morning to meet in an emergency joke crafting session after the crash of a Russian airliner carrying the Polish President, and several high r...

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Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Funny story: Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...

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UK pigeon tossers find Poland

Funny story: UK pigeon tossers find Poland

Krakow - (Lech Walesa): Two Barrow-in-Furnest orinthological abusers have discovered Krakow's national passerine depravity hub. The Cumbrian duo travelled to Poland's premier bird-toss festival last week much like sex tourists homing in on Thighl...

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Kilroy-Silk Suggests The Army Occupy Poland

Funny story: Kilroy-Silk Suggests The Army Occupy Poland

Former MP, chat show host, and alleged racist Robert Kilroy Silk put his foot in it again last night on 'Question Time' during a debate over Afghanistan. Kilroy Silk claimed that a government spokesman had revealed that the reason for the military...

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Not Another Polish Joke! Biden in Warsaw Causes More US Backlash!

Funny story: Not Another Polish Joke! Biden in Warsaw Causes More US Backlash!

Continuing the world's concept of Poland being the brunt of ethnic jokes, President ' Barack America' popped yet another laugh at the Poles expense by sending VP Joe Biden to discuss improving Polish-American Relations. Biden, adept at putting bot...

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Q & A: US missile defence of Europe

Funny story: Q & A: US missile defence of Europe

The USA had signed a deal with Poland, forcing it to install missiles at a base on the Baltic Sea. The deal formed part of a plan to make Americans feel tough against what they call 'rogue states' such as Iran, states that Europeans call 'a joke'. But now they've had to shelve their plans, as not even Poles want American missiles on their soil. What was the US proposing to do? The US said...

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