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Funny story: Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Neighbors describe P.M Wortham as a normal bloke, 'just one of the neighbors, really,' before a childhood fantasy became all too real when he quit his day job and began building his boat in the backyard. That's when it 'all came a cropper' says his Y...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...
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Funny story: Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Convicted Peeping Tom, Tom Thompson, lost an eye last night whilst peeking through a peep-hole in the womens changing room at the leisure centre in Tring. The 42 year old father of none had been spying on several women as they gently lathered thei...
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Funny story: Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

It was announced at a noon press conference that embattled CEO of BP has been kidnapped by Somali pirates. Tony Haywood, the CEO born with two left feet in his mouth, had escaped the "small" people of the sticky, icky Gulf of Mexico to enjoy a littl...
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Funny story: Former Pirate Captain Morse Sold For £8.38 On Dickinson's Real Deal

Former Pirate Captain Morse Sold For £8.38 On Dickinson's Real Deal

TV viewers in the UK were almost literally glued to their flatscreen TV sets as South Carolina based former pirate captain, Morse was sold off by his wife and dog for £8.38 on cheap Antiques Roadshow rip off Dickinson's Real Deal. On hearing that...
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Funny story: Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Obama's 'Catch and Release' Program a Success with Pirates

Keeping his campaign pledge to either prosecute or release non American citizens regardless of their crimes President Obama hailed the release of 11 Somali pirates who opened fire on the USS Farragut. "I congratulate the captain and crew of the F...
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Funny story: Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord...
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Funny story: 'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

Ironic though it may be, the misfortunes which have befallen disgraced pirate ship captain, Morse Morse, of Moosejaw, Maine have sparked a massive resurgence of interest in the Spoof.com's collaborative Magazine Section saga, 'Below Decks'. The s...
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Funny story: Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex pirate and globally renowned author, Captain Morse sparked all manner of confusion Thursday when he visited an island market in the Caribbean, as part of a scheduled cruise on which he was a passenger. Initially, all went well as the scurvy sea...
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Funny story: Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Esteemed writer and former pirate captain, Morse Morse, formerly of Moosejaw, Maine, winner of an internet writer's competition in the January edition of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com with his hilarious tale of conjoined tennis playing twins...
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Funny story: Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Illustrious Tuliptzer prize winning author Morse was this morning sensationally clapped in irons and locked in the brig aboard the cruise ship he was supposedly spending a well earned break on. Amid widespread confusion at the Captain's breakfast...
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Funny story: American Removed From Cruise Ship

American Removed From Cruise Ship

An American man was removed from an international cruise ship in handcuffs and leg irons after spending the previous three days under house arrest. The man, identified only as "Cap Morse," is accused of causing mayhem and several disturbances onboar...
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Funny story: Pizzas Of Eight!

Pizzas Of Eight!

A team of Archaeologists working on a dig on a remote Caribbean island which has remained uninhabited for decades has made the astounding discovery that the pirates who sailed the Spanish main, robbing, raping and pillaging in the 18th Century, exist...
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Funny story: Love is...Fleeting

Love is...Fleeting

A local sailor has described his delight at having one of his idea's chosen for those cutesy 'Love is…' cartoon's in daily newspapers and tacky greeting cards. Pirate Pete, 56, entered a competition to select what stupid crappy 'Love is…' cartoon...
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Funny story: "Where's Morse?" Game Out Next Week

"Where's Morse?" Game Out Next Week

Skoobco Games Inc today announced the launch of their latest console release, "Where's Morse?" a game which breaks the boundaries of technology because it will apparently be available on dial up laptop connections. Lines were already building up o...
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Funny story: Navy Shame Over Kids' Coup

Navy Shame Over Kids' Coup

The Ministry of Defence fashed fresh embarrassment today as it was revealed that HMS Ark Royal, the Royal Navy's most iconic vessel, was seized temporarily by a group of schoolchildren while moored off Gibraltar. Captain of the Ark Royal, Corneliu...
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Funny story: Pirates attack ship off the coast of Benin? Johnny Depp was seen swashbuckling!

Pirates attack ship off the coast of Benin? Johnny Depp was seen swashbuckling!

Pirates have attacked an oil-tanker off the coast of Benin (where the f**k is that?) and long-lost (very lost!) actor, Johnny Depp was sighted swinging from mast to mast with a parrot on his shoulder called Sweeney Todd. A lá Errol Flynn, Johnny w...
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Funny story: Somalian Pirates Shock Surprise

Somalian Pirates Shock Surprise

Somalian pirates received a jolly good pasting today, and one they were truly not expecting. Eyewitnesses report that a small 8 man speed boat was despatched across the waves off the Somalian coast, to intercept a large commercial vessel carrying...
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