The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...
Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman.
The case centers aroun...
In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
In these days of worldwide Bear Markets, Paddington thought he had it made in the shade. That is until voters were reminded of the origins story behind the story.
At first the British public was completely emamoured. His humble beginnings as a wa...
LIMA, Peru - Actor, musician, singer, and weird talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix has moved to the Andes Mountains of Peru.
After appearing on David Letterman's Late Night Show on Feb. 11, 2009, Phoenix boarded a plane bound for Lima, Peru.
Peru's main zoo, the Lemur Lima Zoo has a new addition this week, when Zelda the Zebra gave birth to a healthy zebra that keepers have named Deborah.
Normally more famous for the lemur collection, the Peruvian zoo has caused an international stir...
The government of Peru has introduced strict economic sanctions against itself.
The South American republic has placed tariffs on its own steel, textiles and food, with all signs indicating that more are to follow.
In a strongly-worded speech,...
Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.
Ecologists in Peru have discovered a previously unknown indigenous group living in the Amazon jungle near the Brazilian border.
Pasadena, California (IP) - The meteorite that landed in Peru and reportedly made people ill has been sold on Ebay.
Villagers in southern Peru were plagued by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a thunderous crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said.
Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists studying the Peruvian meteor report that the meteor is curing the diseases of all who approach it. They now know exactly why the miracle cures are so effective.
Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists lowered into the giant meteor crater in Peru have issued a detailed report designed to help the lay public get a bird's eye view of exactly what the meteorite looks like in their mind' eye.
United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name...
Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - God hates the Town of Peru. First he sent an earthquake and now a smelly meteorite. (What more proof do you folks need?)...
In what could have been the plot of a '50s sci-fi B movie, a giant meteor landed in Peru and local people and their animals started to fall sick. Eyewitnesses described a "fiery ball" w...
Lima, Peru - (Ass Mess): A Peruvian government brewing initiative has bombed after international aid agencies that helped the earthquake-stricken country received bottled urine by way of an official 'Thank You' from a beer factory set up by...
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