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Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: Cougar Barbie 1972 BIG DADDY NEEDS SOME LOVING Hi Baby, How you doing? I noticed that you have been checking out my profile and of course t...

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Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Funny story: Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Dating sites have had to compete in an ever more niche market area. Ads for mature dating, single parent dating, uniformed dating and illiterate darting have flooded the internet ad-sphere in recent weeks. One site has announced amazing growth in...

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Cross dressing dating site has to close

Funny story: Cross dressing dating site has to close

A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers. "When I set the site up I thought...

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Undercover cop who impregnated suspect suddenly pops up on police dating website

Funny story: Undercover cop who impregnated suspect suddenly pops up on police dating website

London - An eco campaigner who reckons she got pregnant after insemination by an undercover cop complained today his mugshot is on the home page of CoppersNark.con. "Of course now he's a Detective Superintendent I expect his subscription rate has...

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Your Daily Flexicon: Tuesday Nov 29th

Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling. This entry sticks in my mind for two reasons - it was in the very first profi...

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Flexicon: The mangled language of online dating

Allow me to introdunce myself. Oh dear, did I just make myself look stupid? Okay, I confess: I swiped that eloquent introduction from a profile I spotted on an internet dating site. You see, I had decided to try online dating and I was spending some time checking out the site, getting a feel for the kinds of people who were on there. It didn't take me long to realise that the search for a per...

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How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

Funny story: How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

Online dating has taken a turn for the better this week when the most popular online dating site decided to screen for sex offenders. Women everywhere can applaud their efforts in trying to keep dating safe. The online dating site, while making...

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New Microsoft dating site sees the return of the paperclip

Following in the footsteps of giants such as Match.com and eHarmony, Microsoft have now ventured into the amorous world of online dating. Coined as Microsoft Match 3.1, the website promises all the usual benefits such as profile matching but with one...

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Man sues online dating service for prostitution solicitation; Offers male baggage carrier services

Funny story: Man sues online dating service for prostitution solicitation; Offers male baggage carrier services

A Miami man sued the online dating service eDateMe on Thursday, alleging its membership fee is used to solicit prostitution from its own members. Allan George said he was solicited several times to have sex since eDateMe has allowed existing gay and...

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Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

Funny story: Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...

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Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

Funny story: Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...

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Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 16-year-old Catholic High School Student from West Bumfuck, Indiana. I guess I am an average looking guy; I don't have a lot of zits, two heads, monkey ears, or six toes on my left foot or anything. I am reasonably fit and play basketball and football for my school. Whatever the reason, I just can't seem to get a date with a girl, any girl. So, I signed up for th...

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Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

Funny story: Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

San Antonio - We've all looked for love in all the wrong places but don't tell that to Troy Martinez. Troy recently met up with a love interest from an unnamed dating website. "She was everything I ever wanted in a potential girlfriend she was f...

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Carbon Dating

Funny story: Carbon Dating

Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.

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It Was 40 Years Ago Today

Funny story: It Was 40 Years Ago Today

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play," goes the old Beatle song, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but the song was about 20 years off. It looks like Paul is lonely again,...

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Tesco sued by online shopper

Funny story: Tesco sued by online shopper

Leeds, UK - Supermarket giant Tesco is facing court action after an online shopper had an accident on the company's website. Anna Lovescock claimed she clicked on a broken link on Tesco.com, resulting in virtually serious injuries.

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Democrats to Build Commune

Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Funny story: Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Internet marriages, those that take place after two strangers have met and 'gone out' in cyberspace, are on the increase says a survey.

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Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
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