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Funny story: Flexicon: The mangled language of online dating

Flexicon: The mangled language of online dating

Allow me to introdunce myself. Oh dear, did I just make myself look stupid? Okay, I confess: I swiped that eloquent introduction from a profile I spotted on an internet dating site. You see, I had decided to try online dating and I was spending some time checking out the site, getting a feel for the kinds of people who were on there. It didn't take me long to realise that the search for a per...
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Funny story: How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

Online dating has taken a turn for the better this week when the most popular online dating site decided to screen for sex offenders. Women everywhere can applaud their efforts in trying to keep dating safe. The online dating site, while making...
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Funny story: New Microsoft dating site sees the return of the paperclip

New Microsoft dating site sees the return of the paperclip

Following in the footsteps of giants such as Match.com and eHarmony, Microsoft have now ventured into the amorous world of online dating. Coined as Microsoft Match 3.1, the website promises all the usual benefits such as profile matching but with one...
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Funny story: Man sues online dating service for prostitution solicitation; Offers male baggage carrier services

Man sues online dating service for prostitution solicitation; Offers male baggage carrier services

A Miami man sued the online dating service eDateMe on Thursday, alleging its membership fee is used to solicit prostitution from its own members. Allan George said he was solicited several times to have sex since eDateMe has allowed existing gay and...
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Funny story: Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...
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Funny story: Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 16-year-old Catholic High School Student from West Bumfuck, Indiana. I guess I am an average looking guy; I don't have a lot of zits, two heads, monkey ears, or six toes on my left foot or anything. I am reasonably fit and play basketball and football for my school. Whatever the reason, I just can't seem to get a date with a girl, any girl. So, I signed up for th...
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Funny story: Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

Fat Girl's Misleading Picture leads to Bar Fight

San Antonio - We've all looked for love in all the wrong places but don't tell that to Troy Martinez. Troy recently met up with a love interest from an unnamed dating website. "She was everything I ever wanted in a potential girlfriend she was f...
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Funny story: Carbon Dating

Carbon Dating

Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.
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Funny story: It Was 40 Years Ago Today

It Was 40 Years Ago Today

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play," goes the old Beatle song, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but the song was about 20 years off. It looks like Paul is lonely again,...
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Funny story: Tesco sued by online shopper

Tesco sued by online shopper

Leeds, UK - Supermarket giant Tesco is facing court action after an online shopper had an accident on the company's website. Anna Lovescock claimed she clicked on a broken link on Tesco.com, resulting in virtually serious injuries.
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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
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Funny story: Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Internet marriages, those that take place after two strangers have met and 'gone out' in cyberspace, are on the increase says a survey.
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Funny story: Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
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Funny story: Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Online dating site Match.com was hit by hackers who scrambled the relationship logic in order to make thousands of matches that are doomed to failure. Match.com is the world's largest online dating site, and prides itself on being able to find l...
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Funny story: U. S. Woman Matched with Dutch Orangutan on Online Dating Website

U. S. Woman Matched with Dutch Orangutan on Online Dating Website

New York -- Flora Find-a-man (shown here at work), 32, got the shock of her life last week when she hooked up with an orangutan on an online dating website. Flora, a stand-up comedienne (as opposed to a sit-down one), met with a Spoof reporter last...
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