This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites.
The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden.
To: Cougar Barbie 1972
BIG DADDY NEEDS SOME LOVING
How you doing?
I noticed that you have been checking out my profile and of course t...
Dating sites have had to compete in an ever more niche market area. Ads for mature dating, single parent dating, uniformed dating and illiterate darting have flooded the internet ad-sphere in recent weeks.
One site has announced amazing growth in...
A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers.
"When I set the site up I thought...
London - An eco campaigner who reckons she got pregnant after insemination by an undercover cop complained today his mugshot is on the home page of CoppersNark.con.
"Of course now he's a Detective Superintendent I expect his subscription rate has...
Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling.
This entry sticks in my mind for two reasons - it was in the very first profi...
Allow me to introdunce myself. Oh dear, did I just make myself look stupid? Okay, I confess: I swiped that eloquent introduction from a profile I spotted on an internet dating site. You see, I had decided to try online dating and I was spending some time checking out the site, getting a feel for the kinds of people who were on there. It didn't take me long to realise that the search for a per...
Online dating has taken a turn for the better this week when the most popular online dating site decided to screen for sex offenders. Women everywhere can applaud their efforts in trying to keep dating safe.
The online dating site, while making...
Following in the footsteps of giants such as Match.com and eHarmony, Microsoft have now ventured into the amorous world of online dating. Coined as Microsoft Match 3.1, the website promises all the usual benefits such as profile matching but with one...
A Miami man sued the online dating service eDateMe on Thursday, alleging its membership fee is used to solicit prostitution from its own members. Allan George said he was solicited several times to have sex since eDateMe has allowed existing gay and...
An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted.
The woman, who asked not to be...
"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer.
Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
Dear Fr. Francois:
I am a 16-year-old Catholic High School Student from West Bumfuck, Indiana. I guess I am an average looking guy; I don't have a lot of zits, two heads, monkey ears, or six toes on my left foot or anything. I am reasonably fit and play basketball and football for my school. Whatever the reason, I just can't seem to get a date with a girl, any girl.
So, I signed up for th...
San Antonio - We've all looked for love in all the wrong places but don't tell that to Troy Martinez. Troy recently met up with a love interest from an unnamed dating website.
"She was everything I ever wanted in a potential girlfriend she was f...
Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play," goes the old Beatle song, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but the song was about 20 years off. It looks like Paul is lonely again,...
Leeds, UK - Supermarket giant Tesco is facing court action after an online shopper had an accident on the company's website. Anna Lovescock claimed she clicked on a broken link on Tesco.com, resulting in virtually serious injuries.
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
Internet marriages, those that take place after two strangers have met and 'gone out' in cyberspace, are on the increase says a survey.
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