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Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

Funny story: Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

CIA HQ in 10 Downing Street (Yes we have our reporters there too, the golden bogs are filthy!) reports! CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star political reporter, Cederic Upyourarse-Thraithwaite, reporting from below a bog seat and looking up Cameron's arse has just sent this mind-blowing report (If Cameron farts it really will be mind-blowing!) Brit PM, David Cameron, divulging his latest g...

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Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Funny story: Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Supermarkets in Scunthorpe have taken everything from their shelves, leaving only Easter eggs, according to our Northern correspondent. Hospital A&Es are bursting at the seams with chocolate gorged fatties according to NHS sources. Scunthorpe off...

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Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

Funny story: Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

The golden rule of NOT EVER tumble drying a Florida man's GOOD shirts has been broken and violated - resulting in two inches of material simply disappearing into thin air. The once comfortable white and blue designer label polo shirts which Dunc...

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Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

Funny story: Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

In a medical and technological first, doctors at Bueller University Hospital have implanted a GPS signaling device in the head of the penis of a severely obese man. The surgery was performed earlier this week. The man's name is being withheld in ord...

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Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Funny story: Modern Diets Lack Lard - New Survey Findings

Once everywhere and now out of fashion, there are many good reasons to cook with lard. Does it feature in your kitchen? Nutritionists have done a startling u turn to recommend the incorporation of lard into all four meals per day according to the...

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A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

Funny story: A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

There was uproar last night when it was revealed that receipts from supermarkets are now to contain health warnings for the shopper if their choices are deemed to be unhealthy. There have been accusations that this is just the latest example of the n...

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Tween Phenom the Next Tiger Woods of Competitive Eating?

Funny story: Tween Phenom the Next Tiger Woods of Competitive Eating?

SPARTA, KY--Kyle Gustibus may not be a household name at this point, but if the young athlete keeps working out with his Munchables and WarmPockets, he may be the next Tiger Woods of competitive eating. The residents of Sparta, Kentucky have been...

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UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Funny story: UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...

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Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Funny story: Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Quirky deceased Rochdale Liberal M.P. Cyril Smith was not fat according to a report commisioned by the Dead Politicians Research Committee. Investigations into his death reveal that he was simply not as tall as he should have been. Cyril should ha...

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Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Funny story: Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back. "In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if m...

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The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Funny story: The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Arizona lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that allows businesses in the state to deny service to LGBT customers on religious grounds. The bill has not been signed by Gov. Jan Brewer (R), who told reporters at the National Governors Association this we...

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Pope Frankie the Argie has put on 50lbs since taking over the Vatican last year

Rome - Quoting St Matthew 25:35-36 the new Pope said his sudden weight gain has indeed been of Biblical proportions after nuns from the Order of the Holy Obese Family began fattening him up a year ago to make sure he fit in his predecessor's hassocks...

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Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Funny story: Scientists Discover "Dumb-Ass Gene" Responsible For US' Problems

Americans are largely apathetic as their country slides into third world status. The infrastructure is ready to collapse, 1 in 5 kids struggle with hunger, 18 to 32 % are in poverty (it's definitional), 40% of the national budget goes for past, pres...

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Source of the Obesity Epidemic found

Funny story: Source of the Obesity Epidemic found

After years of investigation, Scientists at Dyson's Research and Development labs in Sussex have isolated the single greatest cause of obesity in the western world. "It's the toaster," said Geoff Fry, head of the Single Slice Toaster Development T...

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Fat Bloke Sues The Spoof

Funny story: Fat Bloke Sues The Spoof

"It's outrageous" ranted Mr. Tristram Lard of Balham, south west London to Spoof reporter Paxton Quigley "There I was minding my own business crossing the high road after a few pints of Old Dogfarter in the Stoat and Gobbler with my shopping trolley...

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Michelle Obama Teaming Up With Big Names: "Let's Move" Hip Hop Album

Funny story: Michelle Obama Teaming Up With Big Names:

In an effort to continue the fight against childhood obesity, the first lady has teamed up with several legendary rap and hip hop artists to produce an album sending a strong message against obesity. Insiders have stumbled across potential artists and tracks for the upcoming release. Here is a partial list of what the public may hear: Snoop Dogg "Gin and Juice Smoothie" Lil Wayne...

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Obese to Solve Cameron's Energy Price Crisis

Funny story: Obese to Solve Cameron's Energy Price Crisis

In a panicked response to Ed Miliband's popular policy of freezing energy prices, Prime Minister David Cameron today made an unscheduled visit to the House of Commons to announce a new personally endorsed initiative to solve his government's energy p...

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Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

Funny story: Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

PHILADELPHIA--A recent study shows that over-eating may be one of the leading causes of obesity in Americans age 9-72. The Foundation for American Thickness Today and Yesterday (FATTY) issued the report last week, detailing the findings of their y...

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