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Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...

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F. Lee Bailey: OJ Simpson Did Not Turn His Wife Into A Pez Dispenser. And I'm Not Crazy.

Funny story: F. Lee Bailey: OJ Simpson Did Not Turn His Wife Into A Pez Dispenser. And I'm Not Crazy.

Brainsick, disbarred former lawyer F. Lee Bailey's newest book, "Writings From The Booby House," articulates in detail --1,422 pages worth-- just how he can prove that OJ Simpson did not turn his wife into a Pez dispenser in 1994. How can there be t...

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"O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

Funny story: "O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

Some thirteen years after the trial which captured the World's imagination and held it riveted for months, the entire story has been released as "O.J. The Musical"! Martin Scorcese's first live theater musical will star Bruce Willis as O.J., Lady Gaga as Nicole Simpson and Woody Allen as Judge Ito. The choice of Clint Eastwood in the role of Kato is as surprising as Paul Reuben's selection as J...

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Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?" When asked the question again, she exploded...

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Former Running Back OJ Converted to Center In Prison, Hasn't Missed a Handoff!

Funny story: Former Running Back OJ Converted to Center In Prison, Hasn't Missed a Handoff!

Reports out of Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Facility seem to confirm what everyone long suspected; America's All American Running Back, OJ Simpson, has slowed down some, and now has resorted to bending over the ball, rather than carrying it! A r...

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OJ Simpson: Tiger's just the fall guy!

Funny story: OJ Simpson: Tiger's just the fall guy!

Lovelock, Nevada - (Gonads): "Poor guy, like he's OD'd on all that Elin PMS!" a thoughtful OJ Simpson confided in inmates at Lovelock Correctional Center today. "Sure is called the seven year bitch! Single women can smell it a mile off. Turns the...

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OJ Simpson escapes from Prison

Funny story: OJ Simpson escapes from Prison

Disgraced ex-football start OJ "The Juice" Simpson has escaped from his cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center. Simpson who early on in serving his term had placed a giant poster of himself on a wall, seems to have been busy tunnelling out behin...

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Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...

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O.J.Simpson, Cellmate Announce Engagement

Funny story: O.J.Simpson, Cellmate Announce Engagement

O.J. Simpson and his cellmate, Ernest "The Slasher" Belcher would like to announce their engagement as of this past Wednesday. The proposed marriage will depend on whether California ever passes their law or not. While most people know the famou...

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O.J. Simpson To Appeal Court Verdict, Demand New Trial

Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Appeal Court Verdict, Demand New Trial

O.J. Simpson, who is facing the prospect of spending the rest of his life in prison after he and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on 12 charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping, now says that his lawyer will appeal his ca...

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OJ and Jessica In Next Dancing With the Stars

Funny story: OJ and Jessica In Next Dancing With the Stars

Heisman Trophy winner, actor and convicted felon, O.J. Simpson, will be released from prison intermittently to appear on the next ABC 'Dancing With The Stars' go-round with partner, Jessica Simpson. "It was a genius pairing," 'Dancing With The Sta...

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O.J. Simpson May Reveal All In New Book

Funny story: O.J. Simpson May Reveal All In New Book

O.J. Simpson is telling friends that he may go ahead and write a book about how he murdered his ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman and escaped without a clue. One anonymous friend stated, "He's tired of keeping all this inside him. He also thinks...

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Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

Funny story: Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

The following is a partial transcript of the recent O.J. Simpson trial. We offer no comments. (O.J.'s Girlfriend on the stand) "Is O.J. dumb?" "No, your Honoress. He got away with murder didn't he?" "Objection, your Honor." "Sustained." "So you're sweet on O.J.?" "Objection your Honor." "Objection sustained. You might rephrase that counselor." "Are you in love with O.J.?...

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O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

Las Vegas, Nevada: Gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007. O.J. Simpson told the judge Friday that he was sorry for...

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O.J. Simpson Escapes!

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Escapes!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - O.J. Simpson has escaped from The Clark County Detention Center. Warden Ontario Percell stated that Simpson escaped through the air conditioning vent in his jail cell. Percell said that he had first become a little suspicious w...

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"OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

Funny story: "OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

Las Vegas, Nevada : Simpson finds solace in prison - OJ Simpson, Heisman trophy winner, TV pitchman, movie star, armed robber, and now jail house lothario, has finally found his man. Tyrone, "Tyra" Jackson, Simpson's transgendered cellmate in Clar...

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NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

Funny story: NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

Canton,Ohio / Sports Illustrated - The NFL announced today it's All Prison Team after a nation wide poll of the nation's top law enforcement officers , prosecutors, and federal judges. There were few surprises. At stake, residuals from a new vide...

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OJ Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery trial

Funny story: OJ Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery trial

After 13 years since the 1995 brutal slashing murder of his ex-wife Nicole and her, ahem, "friend" whats-his-name, OJ "Onto Joliet"* Simpson was finally cleared of the (in the opinion of Judge Retort) ridiculously trumped up - fabricated even! - char...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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