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Person who died yesterday still dead today

Funny story: Person who died yesterday still dead today

Obituary writers across the globe last night pushed hard at the boundaries of factual news reporting to write more stuff about the famous guy who yesterday died peacefully in his food blender, aged 82 (or 83, depending on whether you believe Wikipedi...

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Lazy Newspaper Editors using The Spoof Stories, No One Notices

Funny story: Lazy Newspaper Editors using The Spoof Stories, No One Notices

Several newspapers have been caught using articles from The Spoof writers to fill their paper. The articles include ridiculous quotes and crazy behavior. Sadly, the articles match reality so well that only writers from The Spoof actually noticed.

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Chris Christie Calls Newspaper, Newspaper

TRENTON, NJ - New Jersey Governor responded to a New York newspaper's headline calling him "fatso" by calling the newspaper, a newspaper. Christie, who could be the fattest man in the White House since William Howard Taft, fired back at the New Yo...

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Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...

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Newspapers print one issue for next 2 years

Funny story: Newspapers print one issue for next 2 years

To reduce costs, newspapers are going to print just one issue for the next 2 years.  They will review it weekly and update some names as appropriate.  "We realize that the stories are the same every day. Therefore, we don't need to be paying write...

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Gateshead Couple Fall on Hard Times

A middle-aged couple are recovering in hospital after a freak accident on their local high street. George and Florence Sellers tripped over a tightly bound parcel of newspapers which had been left for them outside their newsagents shop. They fell...

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Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.

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Newspaper rapped for releasing Radio DJ's intimate Tupperware secrets

The Press Complaints Commission upheld a complaint made by turbulent war monger, and BBC Radio 2 novelty act Jeremy Vine. In July 2010, Belfast-based "The Exeter Nibble" published allegations that Sir Vine partook in reckless activities with Tuppe...

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Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

Funny story: Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is. "I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...

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What can we expect in the Newspapers in 2062!

Funny story: What can we expect in the Newspapers in 2062!

What can we expect from the Newspapers (if there are any trees left by then) in 2062? If prices go up at the same rate as they have done for the last 50 years?..... Adverts in 2062: Cameron-Clegg Almalgamated Food Mega-Stores (Originally Tesco & Sainsbury's util William Hague bought them out and gave the company to Cameron and Clegg as a Christmas present in 2045) This weeks offer...

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73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

Funny story: 73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now. The young lady told police officers that Dwight...

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Irish Post Nipple Count Set To Rise Under New Editor

UK Irish newspaper the Irish Post is set for a startling overhaul following the appointment of a new editor. Murray Morse is the new man at the helm of the popular weekly, which provides news from home and abroad for the Irish community in the UK.

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Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

Funny story: Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...

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Queen Mother Insult Ignites UK Irish Press Row

Funny story: Queen Mother Insult Ignites UK Irish Press Row

The editor of one of the UK's weekly Irish community newspapers stunned readers this week by telling a correspondent, essentially, to belt up. A reader of the Irish Post, Anne Leacy, took exception to an article in the February 4 edition which ref...

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Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Funny story: Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...

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Nottingham News for W/E 14th Jan 2012 - with comments

Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 14th Jan 2012 - with comments

7th Jan 2012: 22 year-old Burglar Sentenced for 42 break-ins Category: Crime 'This is Nottingham' Damian Foster (22) from Bulwell, has been found guilty of 42 house burglaries, 39 of them on pensioners homes in the Bulwell and Basford areas of Nottingham. Defence Council Tarquin Churchman asked for leniency for Foster, pointing out he had been raised by a single parent, and was hoping to fin...

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Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

Funny story: Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article. Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...

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Nottingham News for W/E 24 Dec 2011 - with comments

Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 24 Dec 2011 - with comments

19 Dec 2011: Nottingham Police launch a crackdown after increase in burglaries Category: Crime 'Nottingham Evening Post' Police have launched a crackdown on burglaries after a rise in offences in Nottingham. In October, Home Office National statistics from June 2010 to June 2011 showed that the number of burglaries had fallen. They fell by 32% or nearly 3,000 fewer victims. But in October...

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