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Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

Funny story: Oval Office Reaches Outside Box

The Obama administration is preparing legislation that would end the National Security Agency's widespread collection of Americans' phone data while, officials say, preserves the civil liberties of the deceased and MIAs. The legislation, senior of...

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos

While they are working away from each other Stars Justin Bieber and Selena send each other some very sexy pics, showing only a few lame ones to the press just to keep things interesting. "You should see the ones they don't put out there", we were...

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NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...

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Obama and Putin hour-long phonecall was 'gay hold music'

Funny story: Obama and Putin hour-long phonecall was 'gay hold music'

Details are emerging of the hour-long conference call between President Obama and Vladimir Putin this week. Official reports suggested Obama had urged Putin to embrace a diplomatic resolution to the crisis in Crimea, while David Cameron performed a s...

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Intelligence chiefs under fire for not noticing 'massive exercise' sooner

Funny story: Intelligence chiefs under fire for not noticing 'massive exercise' sooner

Intelligence chiefs are said to be coming under heavy criticism for not providing timely warning of what was clearly a full-scale invasion in the Crimea. The head of the NSA is off the record in saying he was 'really quite irked' at the insensitivity...

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Stephen Colbert praises "Big Brother" Obama

ATLANTA, GA - Stephen Colbert said he's "fine" with the National Security Agency (NSA) knowing about his "privates," i. e., private and personal information, such as whether he's lesbian (he's not), gay (who would care?), bisexual (he could be), tran...

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British Spy Agency 'Intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users, Yahoo Rejoices

Funny story: British Spy Agency 'Intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users, Yahoo Rejoices

The Guardian reported on Thursday that the British Spy Agency GCHQ intercepted millions of webcam users' images around the world. Leaked documents revealed that the agency, in cooperation with the United States National Security Agency, used "Oper...

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New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

Funny story: New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

Conducted by General Keith Alexander, Director of the NSA, the renowned Heavenly Angels Chorale--one hundred voices strong--is readying for a spring time fete with new operatic voices and special lyrics. There have been rumors chorale members will...

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Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

Funny story: Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

The talk of the morning news shows on Sunday, February 9, was that cheap software - available to everyone on-line - was used by Edward Snowden to plunder secrets from the NSA. He accessed millions of the country most highly classified documents...

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U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Funny story: U.S. Government Agents Seize Edward Snowden's Whistle

Edward Snowden may be holed up in Russia, but U.S. government officials say America will nevertheless be safe from future whistle-blowing by the American-born traitor because they've managed to seize Snowden's thus far elusive whistle. According t...

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President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...

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Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Funny story: Runaway surveillance blimp packed with cannibal rats turns rogue eye on assorted targets

Witnesses are reporting chills running up and down the spines of NSA and pentagon officials as to what might be coming next. Today's development parallels recent news that a Russian cruise ship has been adrift in the Atlantic for the past year an...

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Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Funny story: Avian privacy groups slam RSPB 'mass surveillance'

Avian rights activists are tweeting furiously after an insider at the RSPB leaked the full shocking extent of directed surveillance against birds. Not content with using undercover agents (or 'twitchers'), the shadowy 'protection' agency has gone on...

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Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

Funny story: Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

The former Governor of Arkansas, Fox News Host, and Fundamentalist Preacher called today for the formation of an Anti-Sex League. Huckabee recently has been in the news for calling for the cessation of birth control prescriptions provided to women b...

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CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

Funny story: CBS Newsman Schieffer's Nose Turns Brown As Guest's Grows

On Bob Schieffer's "Face The Nation " program this morning on CBS, the first guest was House Intelligence Committee Chairman, GOP Rep. Mike Rogers. The topic was the report from a panel commissioned by President Obama making recommendations for...

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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By The NSA #4

Dear Diary, I didn't see any of my last diary entry in the newspapers or entertainment mags or on TV so I guess it's safe. I did not like that kardashian woman on that photo session. I say right here, I was afraid she would want to pose in my lap. I would have said no and there was no way I was climbing into hers looking like a ventriloquists dummy. Kim Kardashian's ass is like a sepa...

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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...

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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2

Dear Diary, What gives with these television commercials saying that if I buy an SUV or big truck, I'm supporting the terrorists? I bought my big truck and it supports the oil companies of Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Are those on the terrorists list? We have terrorists here. If I buy American or Canadian products am I supporting terrorists who have slipped into this country! It's getting s...

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