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Hubble Telescope Spots Lois Lerner's Emails Leaving Solar System in Secret Rocket

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Spots Lois Lerner's Emails Leaving Solar System in Secret Rocket

Cape Canaveral, FL - NASA officials have announced the Hubble Telescope has spotted an object leaving our solar system at breakneck speed and believe the vessel is carrying Lois Lerner's missing IRS emails. The rocket was not launched by NASA...

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Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

Funny story: Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

The main control panel for the Earth, Mars, Sun, Moon and the rest of the Solar System has been found by the Curiosity Mars Vehicle. NASA has now admitted that this was the reason for the multi billion dollar mission. Steven Honking, the distingui...

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NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

Funny story: NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

Washington DC - Wannabe astronut Richard Branson is a complete charlatan whose daft Virgin Intergalactic Corp should be renamed Vergin' on the Ridiculous according to a NASA memo published this week. The world's premier space agency reckons decade...

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Curiosity Kills The Cat

Funny story: Curiosity Kills The Cat

Mars Rover "Curiosity" has killed the C.A.T or Computer Aided Telescope which detached itself after the vehicle hit a rock. The Cat began to purr and Meow loudly, then disappeared for a day. On its return it was captured on camera with a dead martian...

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NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Funny story: NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Washington D.C. - The United States' National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, has retracted the warning it issued yesterday regarding a huge asteroid's imminent impact with Earth, which would have led to cataclysmic devastation of the ent...

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God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...

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NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

Funny story: NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is that NASA will be making good on the threat they made to Russia one month ago. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the government of Russia was told that if it invade...

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'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

Funny story: 'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

Roswell, Nevada - A film producer famous for his 'Alien Autopsy' documentary has been outed as the maverick genius behind a bio-engineering project to replace old, worn out and obsolete vaginas among female extraterrestrials. Ray Santilli, whose...

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NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

Funny story: NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the news media that they have fired the fortune teller that had been a part of their space administration staff. The story first came to light when discovered by Fitzwater Ribicoff wit...

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NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

Funny story: NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

Nevada Desert - Lunar archaeologists at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ are studying images of what looks like a perfectly preserved antediluvian fracking rig parked on the crude-rich Mare Tranquillitatis basin. Dozens of pictures relayed by satellite...

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NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

Funny story: NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

HOUSTON - The spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb has informed the news media that an email was sent to The Lyndon Johnson Space Center this morning. The email was from of all people Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea. It appears that Mr.

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Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden recently stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is very grateful to President Putin for having taken him in and granted him asylum. Snowden remarked that there is no one in the entire world who has more...

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China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

Funny story: China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

HONG KONG - The Chinese government has contacted NASA and conveyed to them that they would like to purchase a space shuttle. A Chinese spokesperson stated that they want to ship the space shuttle to Hong Kong where it will be placed in the soon to...

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NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

Funny story: NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

HOUSTON - There is tremendous happiness at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston today. Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson has just announced that Hollywood celebrity Charlie Sheen, who stars in the cable show Anger Management has just ma...

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NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

Funny story: NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...

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NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

Funny story: NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia. Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate pro...

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Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Funny story: Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Rachel, Nevada - An unknown backer, named on the Martian Monoliths website as online gambling billionaire Russ DeLeon, has pledged $50 million to build a home for a treasure trove of NASA's extraterrestrial gems currently languishing at Fort Belvoir,...

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NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

Funny story: NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA is having to explain to the American public exactly why it is that they felt they needed to have a fortune teller on their payroll. The story broke after American Spotlight Magazine did an investigatory piece on the fuel used to pow...

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