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Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Funny story: Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, has again apologised to the city of Birmingham, UK. Having previously apologised for the factually inaccurate statement that Birmingham was a "Muslim-only city", Emerson has today issued a statement apologising t...

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New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

Funny story: New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys". The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating s...

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Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

Funny story: Churches and Mosques To Be More Clearly Marked As Drunk Orders Takeaway At Mosque

After a man of Eastern origin yesterday walked into a chapel and ordered fish, chips and a pickled egg, calls to clearly mark places of worship were made in Scunthorpe. Last week two inebriated couples walked into Scunthorpe's Kirk St. Mosque and...

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This Week's Top 20 Movies

Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...

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Halal tap water causes outrage

Funny story: Halal tap water causes outrage

First it was Subway that was selling halal meat, then Pizza Express, now it turns out halal produce is everywhere, including the water coming out of British taps. "This is an outrage," said Nick Farage, head of UKIP. "Why isn't this on the news?...

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Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Funny story: Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia- 35 year old software engineer, Abu Panzer has "fessed up" to his wife after spending almost the last month hidden in his girlfriend's downtown apartment. His wife of 14 years dropped him off at KL International on the 8th...

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Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Funny story: Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Mel Gibson may be slipping back into his old ways again and that's not good news for his fans. "No one wants him anymore and he was near the top of the trade about three years ago", stated one producer who knows Gibson and asked not to be named.

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CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Funny story: CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Omar Ahmad (CAIR President), Nihad Awad (CAIR Secretary & Treasurer), and Rafeeq Jaber (CAIR Vice President) and Ibrahim Hooper (Communications Director) were named to head the Obamacare Sunset panel, which is more commonly known as the Death Pan...

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Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

Funny story: Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL safety Hamza Abdullah has just become the most despised man in the entire National Football League, even more so that Detroit's Ndamukong "The Brat" Suh. Hamza Abdullah, took the 2012 NFL season off with his brother fell...

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God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

Funny story: God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

At a hastily convened press conference in Heaven today, a depressed supreme deity who goes by the aliases of God, Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah announced that he could no longer carry on and was taking early retirement. Speaking in tongues, including...

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Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope

The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope. However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope. His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hus...

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Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...

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Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

Funny story: Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...

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Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...

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Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Funny story: Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Keen to avoid upsetting Muslim or disabled students, authorities at Cambridge University have warned their academics against automatically shaking hands. They fear the traditional western greeting may cause offence to Muslim women and people with...

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Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

Funny story: Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

A Muslim woman is suing the people of the United States of America after enduring three years of totally ridiculous stereotyping and constant allegations that she is a terrorist, the Washington Times reported early Thursday. Sarammu Alhibbi Assab...

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Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...

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Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

Funny story: Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Wei...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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