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Funny story: Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself. We didn't believe him.
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Funny story: Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!

Sir Ben Elton, one time stand up comedian cum novelist and respected West End Producer has announced that as it's World Cup year and England don't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning it, he's going to give us all something to shout about. '196...
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Funny story: Today's Sarah Montague to star in new production of My Fair Lady

Today's Sarah Montague to star in new production of My Fair Lady

Andrew Lloyd Webber is to mount a new production of My Fair Lady after listening to the Today programme. His spokesman said that he was half asleep listening to the Radio Four programme when Ms. Montague used the word 'now' three times in one sen...
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Funny story: Arshavin stars in vodka fuelled Cabaret remake

Arshavin stars in vodka fuelled Cabaret remake

Top Michael York lookie-likey, Andrei Arshavin has been dramatically cast in the 2010 reworking of the 70's classic Cabaret. York, although still medically fit enough to play the role was said to have declined after having doubts over co-star cas...
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Funny story: 'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

One of the most eagerly awaited musical productions to hit the West End stage in years was given a lukewarm reception by critics and audience members alike, who gave the show an almost unanimous thumbs down. The story focuses on bungling terrorist...
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Funny story: Lloyd Webber treated for being ugly

Lloyd Webber treated for being ugly

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with being ugly, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement that the condition was currently in its very ugly stages. "Andrew is now undergoing a facelift and expects a young g...
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Funny story: Tony Blair, Superstar

Tony Blair, Superstar

Famous short person, Andrew Lloyd-Wubber is to produce a new west end musical based on MP's expenses claims according to sources close to the dimunitive star, the brother of Danny De-Vitalite. Although in the early stages of development, several b...
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Funny story: New ABBA musical out

New ABBA musical out

Bjørn Bjørnfecker, the bearded man from well-known pop band ABBA, has announced that he is auditioning for a new musical. The working title for the new musical is "Mamma Mamma Mia!", and it is about a group of Swedish musicians who have a very suc...
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Funny story: Jade - The Musical. Disaster Looming.

Jade - The Musical. Disaster Looming.

Reality TV took a new step forwards with the announcement that a TV show seeking the future star of a musical about the late Jade Goody will hit the screens later in the year. Graham Norton has already agreed to host the show and it is likely he w...
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Funny story: "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was at the White House Easter Egg Roll, too?

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was at the White House Easter Egg Roll, too?

Washington, DC - That's right the cast from the cable TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" attend this year's Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn with little or no funfair. Although news of the attendance of same-sex couples at the traditiona...
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Funny story: Vicious dog attacks 'Cats' musical theatre stars

Vicious dog attacks 'Cats' musical theatre stars

Tragedy struck the magical world of Musicals today as 2 acclaimed actors were savagely mauled by a dog. The 2 stars both currently appearing in the West End production of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Cats", were attacked on leaving the theatre...
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Funny story: Song From 'The Smell Of Nausea'

Song From 'The Smell Of Nausea'

'The Lonely President' (Sung by guest singer Eva Brown and lots of children, including Barack Obama): [Eva:] High on a hill was a lonely President Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Sent away to Europe by white America Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Dumbed-down drivel folks in Turkey heard Yodellayee yodellayee yodellay hee hoo Grovelling and no mention of genocide was h...
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Funny story: 'The Smell Of Nausea' opens today

'The Smell Of Nausea' opens today

New musical 'The Smell Of Nausea' today opened in London's West End theatre, The Hypocrodome, and stars Gordon Brown and Jacqui Smith, with co-stars David Cameron and Liberal Nobody, plus guest star Barack Obama. The musical is set in Austria, and in it lots of childish MPs are being protected by Brown and Smith from the villain, Al Hysteria, whose job is to scare the public into letting the MP...
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Funny story: Musical "Little House On The Prairie" Ready To Go Again

Musical "Little House On The Prairie" Ready To Go Again

The musical version of "Little House on the Prairie" launches a national tour in St. Paul, Minnesota, this fall, with great songs like "Pa, Don't Lose Your Brass Monkeys During The Blizzard", "Piecing A Quilt Nine Miles Long", "Prairie Dog Stew For S...
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Funny story: "The Sopranos : The Musical" begins rehearsals

"The Sopranos : The Musical" begins rehearsals

The long awaited Soprano's musical moved one step nearer to opening yesterday as the cast met for the first day of rehearsals. Penned by a combination of the show's original created David Chase and musicals legend Andrew Lloyd Webber the show is a...
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Funny story: Thank Your Mofo of a Mother, God Damn it

Thank Your Mofo of a Mother, God Damn it

The previews of an off off off Broadway musical entitled Thank your Mofo of a Mother, God Damn it! has attracted rave reviews and sell out crowds night after night. The show was inspired by an experience its author and maternal namesake had when caug...
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Funny story: Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

Stallone Takes On Broadway With Rocky: The Musical

It turns out 2006's Rocky Balboa was not the end the line for our favorite boxer after all. The film, like no other sequel before it, rediscovered the edgy, independent spirit of the 1976 masterpiece that captured the heart of the world. When audien...
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Funny story: Arthur Pewty - The Musical

Arthur Pewty - The Musical

Plans were announced today for the release of Arthur Pewty - The musical. West end producer Andrew Lloyd Shredder said that an outline had been prepared and that casting would begin shortly, and that the show should be hitting the provinces early...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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