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Funny story: Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

Mistrial Declared on Murder Charge in Loud-Music Trial

TAMPA BAY, FL. - A Caucasian man was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder for the fatal shooting of an African-American teenager over loud music, but a mistrial was declared after the all-black jury broke out their boom-boxes and started...
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Funny story: Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

There has been an outcry tonight after an 18 month old giraffe, the product of incest behind zoo bars, was put down with a bolt gun before being chopped up and sent to charity kitchens feeding vagrants and other homeless people. Young Marius had b...
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Funny story: Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Is Kim Jong un having a cull of relatives?

Already demonstrating his ruthlessness by executing both his uncle and his one-time mistress, not to mention numerous other North Koreans who have incurred his displeasure but could Kim Jong Un, the country's new dictator, have purged even his own wi...
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Funny story: Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...
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Funny story: FCC Announces Phone Service Subsidy for Murderers

FCC Announces Phone Service Subsidy for Murderers

The Federal Communications Commission today took long-overdue steps to ensure that long-distance rates made by convicted felons are just, reasonable and fair. Studies have determined that law-abiding taxpayers will pick up the cost. The Commis...
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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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Funny story: Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy? No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr K...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...
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Funny story: Britain's Oldest Woman in fear of her life

Britain's Oldest Woman in fear of her life

Emily Harrison, Britain's oldest woman has contacted police, afraid for her life. "She believes that Maggie Davies of Kings Close in Dorking is gunning for her, in order to take the title of oldest woman in Britain for herself," said Detective Ins...
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Funny story: 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...
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Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...
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Funny story: O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
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Funny story: My life as a man #21

My life as a man #21

The running of the shrews Every Wednesday the newspaper prints the local supermarket insert with all the coupons and "two-fers." If you are a man and you need groceries, don't go to the market on Wednesday. You will surely suffer a misadventure; you might even die! I know that in this economy people are looking for ways to save a nickel. Coupon clipping adds a few pennies to the weekly fo...
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Funny story: Innocence Is No Excuse

Innocence Is No Excuse

A man who was convicted of a brutal murder twenty-five years ago was released today and he has vowed to clear his name. Mr John Ripper believes a combination of his surname, his "haunting eyes" and his inability to pronounce his "Hs" had convinced pe...
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Funny story: US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'. The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...
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Funny story: Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

Romney Demands Death Penalty Reform

WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected. "Public executions are the answer...
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Funny story: Nottingham News: For W/E: 14th July 2012 - With Comments

Nottingham News: For W/E: 14th July 2012 - With Comments

Monday 9th July 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Man died after stabbing in Nottingham" Source: Nottingham Police Site Extract: A man who died after sustaining injuries during the early hours of this morning was stabbed, police have tonight confirmed. A Home Office post-mortem examination confirmed the cause of death as a stab wound to the leg. The victim, who is believed to be in h...
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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Sunday 24th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death" Source: BBC News Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder. Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June. He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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