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Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

Funny story: Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

After storming the Alamo in Texas, it seems that the US has no answer to Erskine Quint Intrepid Adventurer venturing further west into the higher realms of entertainment, movies and out of work waiters because out of work actors are taking their jobs...

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Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...

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Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties. A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...

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De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

Funny story: De Niro Back on Form with Latest Blockbuster.

Jake Slater is a top hitman for the CIA. Now nearing retirement he dreams of becoming a writer. This is his supreme passion, apart from murder. By chance, he meets Yvonne Badcheck while walking his dog along Miami beach and they quickly form a relationship. "I have never met anyone like you," she tells him. "You seem so cold and distant ... and yet... your poetry speaks to the heart. I wept w...

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The Case Against Recreation - Part 4: Movies

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 4: Movies

Movies- Motion pictures have come a long way since Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton first bored us with their silent films. And let's not forget the Keystone Kopps who brought shame and disgrace upon every police force in America, by making our men in blue look like a bunch of clueless idiots. Another low point in film making history was the childhood labor exploitation of Shirley...

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Movie review of 'Lars, Headhunter'

If there's one movie I can't recommend, it's 'LARS, HEADHUNTER.' At first, I thought it was about cannibals, and looked forward to an evening of tribesmen feasting on humans with those cute tiny skulls. But no, it wasn't about a good old massacre of whites in some African Country. No, it wasn't about tying a missionary to a post, pouring molasses on him, and watching him getting devoured by red...

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Sidibe/Curry Rom-Com Pulled from Theaters

Funny story: Sidibe/Curry Rom-Com Pulled from Theaters

For the first time in showbiz history a motion picture has been pulled from screens across the U.S. due to it's disastrous economy wrecking title. The romantic comedy, starring Gabourey Sidibe and Tim Curry, was about a May/December romance that b...

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Hotel Kathmandu - New Movie.

Funny story: Hotel Kathmandu - New Movie.

Hotel Kanthmandu is the new movie starring Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Alyvia Alyn Lind is due for release next month. Here is a preview. Dr. Peter Tumble (Brad) is an eminent seismologist working for The U.S. Geological Survey (USGS). He is married to successful fiction writer Janine Prowling. The union alas is childless. And they are experiencing additional stress in their marriage for...

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Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Funny story: Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Although Adam Sandler has made a lot of ridiculous movies, The Ridiculous 6 is his most ridiculous yet. And this film is very offensive, too, making it about as funny as Charles Manson wielding an AR-15. The exclusive film carrier - Netflix - along with Sandler, and at least one other member of the cast, Vanilla Ice, seem to have a insouciant attitude about this matter, but many American Indian...

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Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial). When asked f...

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Theres no business like dough business!

Funny story: Theres no business like dough business!

Hollywood is all agog today with the news that Sly Stallone is considering making Expendables 8 in little 'ole Eng-er-land, or to be more precise, West Yorkshireland. Ironically, the unusual location came about due to Sly being offered a heap of b...

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For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

Funny story: For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD! -- For some 500 former employees, Traumworks is no longer a dream workplace. In fact, for the terminated workers, it's not even a dream job anymore. The animation studio was once the darling of Tinsel Town, but, due to a stri...

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Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...

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Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...

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"Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

Funny story: "Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

Hot on President Obama's blessing to release the new Bond Movie SPECTRE and his endorsement of the anti-North Korean film "The Interview", Hollywood is soon to release a new movie called, "Terror Tales will Come True". The film will be a One Bare Leg production under the Warner Bros label in conjunction with Rockefeller Enterprises, Happy Films, Pike Inc, Con-Artists Media Corp, Two-Thumbs-Up-...

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Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...

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"Well Connected" Getting Rave Reviews

Funny story: "Well Connected" Getting Rave Reviews

Ari Alterman has added yet another blockbuster movie to his long string of successes in a career spanning twenty-five years. "Well Connected" that has a strong magical theme has a sterling cast with Clint Eastwood taking a small role with Beyonce. It is produced by Ari Alterman, directed by Lilith Alterman and sees the acting debut of Judith Alterman. The script was written by son Zac under...

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The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...

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