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The Potter Bank Opens in London

Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

Funny story: Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

A mind-blowing new study, The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, recently revealed a link between poverty and depression, reporting that people living in poverty are actually twice as likely to be depressed as those who are able to provide for their...

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New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

Funny story: New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...

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Trump: the Dart of the Eel

Funny story: Trump: the Dart of the Eel

Donald Trump has always been a slippery character, and no more so than in his business dealings. In his book "The Dart of the Eel" he explains how to be as slippery as he is, as he gives advice to would-be entrepreneurial conmen. At the heart of Trump's philosophy are "The Rules", by which he lives his life, and by which he believes anyone can become as rich as he is. Rule number one is "hav...

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America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

Funny story: America Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump

New York, NY In a move that surprised no one but Trump's most devoted followers, Trump today announced that his "Trump Dollars" investments would be discontinued and that the Trump Dollar accounts had to be transferred to Trump's campaign fund. Trump...

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Ohio private school implements neighborhood re-brand - "The Ghetto"

Funny story: Ohio private school implements neighborhood re-brand - "The Ghetto"

Since the beginning weeks of their academic semester, both the University of Dayton administration and student body have been under pressure to change the racial culture that currently exists on campus. After myriad student newspaper articles and stu...

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Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Funny story: Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...

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Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Funny story: Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...

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Consumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts

Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...

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Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...

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Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Funny story: Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...

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Local Business Spotlight: School Supply Blues

Funny story: Local Business Spotlight: School Supply Blues

As more and more schools follow the recent trends in increasing demand for parent provided school supplies, local businessman, James Garfunkle found an opportunity he just could not pass up. Garfunkle is the owner of a new small town business named...

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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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To Appear on Paper Money - Elvis, Goofy and Sequoia Trees?

Funny story: To Appear on Paper Money - Elvis, Goofy and Sequoia Trees?

WASHINGTON, DC-In an attempt to honor the diversity of the United States' ethnic groups and to increase paper currency in circulation, the United States Department of the Treasury plans to put portraits of famous Americans on its currency. Taking...

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Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

Funny story: Donald Trump Proposes New $1 Billion Dollar Bill

NEW YORK, NY - U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill. In an effort to streamline the federal government, Trump also...

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Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

Funny story: Who should be on the new $3 Dollar Bill?

WASHINGTON, DC -The U.S. Treasury Secretary, Jack Lew, said Wednesday it will introduce a $3 bill with an LGBT community member's portrait, a victory for campaigners who have been pushing for U.S. currency to be more inclusive. The final choice of...

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Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...

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Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

Funny story: Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

LAS VEGAS, NV - According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make. Today a group of Las Vegas lawmakers want to change th...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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