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Funny story: Got Milk? Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day In California

Got Milk? Sean Penn Lobbies For Harvey Milk Day In California

"Straight" from his best actor Oscar for his performance as Harvey Milk, Sean Penn is pushing the state of California to officially recognize the late gay politician's birthday. State Senator Mark Leno plans to reintroduce a bill Tuesday in San F...
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Funny story: Dairy Group Approves Cheese Made From Breast Milk

Dairy Group Approves Cheese Made From Breast Milk

The Dairy Council of America, an independent board of major dairy owners, approved the retail sales of cheese made from breast milk under the "cheese" and "dairy" names. The products are scheduled to begin hitting store shelves at the beginning of t...
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Funny story: Chinese Switch to Other Milk Sources in Dairy Scare

Chinese Switch to Other Milk Sources in Dairy Scare

The Chinese have switched to other sources of milk due to recent contamination problems and deaths in the nation's dairy supplies. Alternative ways to obtain calcium and other needed nutrients are being explored to keep the Oriental babies from...
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Funny story: Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese Milk Found in Cheese in Toasted Sandwiches

Tainted Chinese milk products containing melamine may have been used in the manufacture of cheese for toasted sandwiches sold in Great Britain. The World Health Organization, an arm of the United Nations, is demanding a recall of all affected produc...
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Funny story: Infallible latex Pope doll starts lactating

Infallible latex Pope doll starts lactating

Las Vegas - (Gestating Mess): A Las Vegas casino's 50ft latex papal effigy mascot offering gamblers infallible advice has suddenly begun seeping a milky substance from its manboobs after a grateful grope by a delighted roulette winner.
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Funny story: Who Found the Fone?!

Who Found the Fone?!

Who really found Amelia Milk Swell's phone? There is still rumors going around saying DJ liquid lost his cell phone after he had finish having oral sex with Milk, what a co-incidence just after he had finish, but it is clear that she is fired from CVM. And why don't Candies admit the fact that she no longer works there, and stop bring around the people of Jamaica and the world in circles?
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Funny story: Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

Goat's Milk Prevents Personality Disorders

New research from the White House Office of Faith-Based Scientific Inquiry indicates a thorough chain of causality for drug use, mental illness, liberal political preferences & mopery.
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Funny story: Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...
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Funny story: Milk Stolen From Doorstep

Milk Stolen From Doorstep

Callous thieves are thought to be behind the callous theft of three bottles of milk which were taken from an old lady's doorstep in Ipswich, say Suffolk police.
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Funny story: Ugly protests sour Milf Milk launch

Ugly protests sour Milf Milk launch

'Milf Milk' was launched today amidst howls of derision from seemingly tens of thousands of ugly women.
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Funny story: Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Branson Showcases Virgin 'Eco Milk' at State-of-the-art Breast Milk Farm

Publicity stunts and Richard Branson go hand in hand and so todays tacky unveiling of a 25 foot tall breast milk fountain came as little surprise to any of the assembled stunt weary hacks assembled in the 'Womb Room' at the new 'Breast Mi...
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Funny story: My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My days with Pat usually start at around 4pm, when he wakes me with half a pint of milk and a Kipper. I don't like Milk, or Kippers, but I am a Cat and can't communicate my dislike of this food to the fool.
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...
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Funny story: Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

London AssPress:- A London man was shocked to open his snail mail this morning to find an official Queen telegram, congratulating him upon the event of his having written his 100th story for world renowned satirical sweat shop,
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Funny story: Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Breast is Best and Sperm is Good for Your Skin

Following a recent report by a respected male physicist into the cancer beating properties of breast milk, men all over the world are beating a path to local hospitals in a bid to buy gallons of the white stuff.
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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.
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Funny story: Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Dayton, OH- It seems more than one person is confused about the sale of raw milk in Ohio. Although the beverage has been the single most nutrient dense food consumed by people for thousands of years, the Ohio Department of Agriculture believes they...
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Funny story: Are cakes the culprit that cause the look of corpulence?

Are cakes the culprit that cause the look of corpulence?

Goodness Fact Sheet provides that caffeine is a stimulant that works directly on the brain. It can be transmitted through breast milk and pregnant women are advised to restrict their caffeine intake. It has analgesic properties but also has side effects such as anxiety, nervousness …palpitations. It also increases the heart rate and can provoke emotional reactions. It stimulates the gastric juic...
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