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Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Funny story: Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...

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Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Funny story: Obama fires himself appoints Michelle Secretary of Defense

Yesterday the President decided he must step down, following a long consultation with himself at the mirror in a white house bathroom. He was willing, he said to news services, to swap positions with Joe Biden and let him try the presidency while...

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Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...

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Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...

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U.K's Prince Philip Looking Forward To Shooting Syrian Hamsters

Funny story: U.K's Prince Philip Looking Forward To Shooting Syrian Hamsters

With Syria on the shortlist for counter terrorist strikes, Syrian war hamsters, or Golden Martyrs are being radicalised and trained by I.S. executioners to gnaw off the heads of sleeping American and British aid workers according to Spoof's secret A...

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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies Scraping Car Paintwork On White House Gates

The first lady has denied scraping the paintwork of her husband's vintage Rolls-Royce on the White House gate while trying to avoid running over a pigeon yesterday. Rumors that she applied eyeliner and nail color to disguise the damaged bodywork,...

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First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU - Michelle Obama has banished the pink cookie beloved by millions of red-blooded Americans. According to the First Lady, "the dessert have too many calorie" for children, or, for that matter, the president himself...

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First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

Funny story: First Lady Finishes Assembling WallMart Computer Desk For Barack Obama

In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely...

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Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Funny story: Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation

Washington D.C. - President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires - just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office. The annou...

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First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

Funny story: First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

San Francisco - First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit. After tackling the country's school lunch program and transforming it into a train...

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Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

Funny story: Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...

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Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Washington D.C. - After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, "Blood Feud," Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America's two royal families - The Obamas and the Clintons. "There never was a...

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After Suffering Exhaustion From Signing Executive Orders, President Needs Vacation

Funny story: After Suffering Exhaustion From Signing Executive Orders, President Needs Vacation

Washington D.C. - Next month, after a grueling schedule of signing executive orders, President Obama and his family will take a two week vacation to the dilapidated ruins of Martha's Vineyard, Mass., for some much needed rest. The president's...

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Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Funny story: Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...

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Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

Funny story: Secret Service Apologizes for Roughing-Up School Teachers, Staff

FLOTUS Michelle Obama started a controversy when she published a picture of herself, with her trademark pout indicating displeasure, and holding a sign which read #bringbackourgirls. She was showing her support for the kidnapped Nigerian girls, unfo...

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Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

Funny story: Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

New Brunswick, NJ - Smiling, and without a care in the world, FLOTUS showed up at Rutgers University today to unveil a brand new academic program she is credited with creating, in conjunction with the Board of Regents, that should be a hit with t...

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A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

Funny story: A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...

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