Education Minister Michael Gove has had a street re-named after him in Gravesend.
Michael Gove Grove is a quiet row of newly re-furbished houses recently occupied by newly-educated families and young people who have benefitted from Michael Gove's...
A radical fart emissions offsetting scheme was launched yesterday in central London by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg and Education Minister Michael Gove.
The prevention of fart fouling trading scheme or PFFTS was introduced to reduce fart emiss...
George Osborne will today announce plans to limit the amount of children people who earn less than £40,000 a year can have. While he raises prescription charges for the same group and places a high rate of tax on contraception as well as supporting...
Leading education experts have today pointed out that proposed incentives to attract teachers are poorly thought through and will not work in the real world.
Unions, school governors and parent bodies have pointed out that there is no recognition...
Wandsworth, London: Children, all dressed in the latest play park friendly, designer gear from the Slide and Swing fashion house, are to be heard, screaming and whooping derision at less well off kids from the latest must have status symbol.
Education Minister Michael Gove is introducing a new way of teaching Maths.
He explained to Parliament : 'I went into a school yesterday and asked a child what 2 and 2 was. He said it a short skirt used in Ballet. I ask you, honourable members, wh...
In a speech remarkably reminiscent of Charles Dickens' infamous schoolmaster, Mr. Gradgrind, in 'Hard Times', Education Minister Michael Gove announced this week that the school curriculum must now focus on facts and figures, a return to the old style system where children learned dates and informational snippets by rote.
"In 1950, every child in England knew when the Battle of Hastings took pl...
Top Ten Norfolk and good
In no particular order
The Scottish soccer team
The Engerland soccer team
The Engerland 3 lions World Cup bid losers
The snow and ice
Cheryl Cole miming
The UK coalition government - had to be in there somewhere
The Irish bailout
The subsidy of £100bn to HSBC, Lloyds, RBS and Barclays
The very low Interest Rates (If you've got money in the bank you're a loser...
Plans by Education Secretary Michael Gove to allow headmasters to discipline pupils "any time, any place, anywhere" face derision.
He told the Tory party conference: "At the moment heads are prevented from dealing with their pupils if they run wil...
Quelle surprise! All the Free Schools are in London - As expected, fee paying schools have jumped in first, grabbed Gove's attention and set themselves up to be even further subsidised by the less fortunate. Sons and daughters of the already filthy r...
Reports of a heat seeking, missile man on a mission, hurtling through the corridors of the UK House of Parliament have reached this writer.
The man is the UK Secretary of State for education. His mission is to dismantle the English education syste...
The Con-Dems have announced that the education budget will be cut by over one billion pounds from Labour's original budget. This represents a cut of one quarter, or a week's worth of fighting in Afghanistan.
Labour's plan of rebuilding or refurbis...
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