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Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

Funny story: Weiner Jokes Have Just Set A U.S. Record

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency which is based in the Windy City has just confirmed that Anthony Weiner jokes have just broke the United States record for sheer number of jokes. ADGA spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox stated that not...

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Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

Funny story: Weiner's Wiener Reports The News

This is Anthony Weiner's Wiener reporting from New York. We seem to have misplaced our communications director and campaign manager, so I'll take over those roles starting now. Item 1. Bill and Hillary paid us a visit last night. They were not too...

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Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

Funny story: Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

New York City -- Carlos Danger, an anti-hero created by mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, is poised to get the nation moving again. His mission is to serve as America's super scapegoat, accepting the blame for all that is wrong with the USA. "One...

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Cretin wins mayoral race

Labour candidate, Alan Cretin won the Sparrow-on-the-Wold mayoral by-election last night. Cretin, a former Miss World and the first person to legally breastfeed a Stoat, thrashed second-placed Tory winner Cardinal Ken "Mincepie" McGregor. Fellow s...

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Mayor Bloomberg Announces That All Yellow New York City Cabs Will Be Painted Green

Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg Announces That All Yellow New York City Cabs Will Be Painted Green

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has finally announced what up until now had only been a rumor and that is that effective January 15, 2012, every yellow taxi-cab in the five New York City boroughs will be pained green. The mayor informed a crowd of...

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Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

Funny story: Mud Slinging Begins In Hog Jaw Mayoral Race

The mud slinging that has been absent from Hog Jaw politics from many years roared it's ugly head today in our small Arkansas community. It started when Earlene Scrotum threw a wet and juicy dirtclod at Cooter and Ed Earl Pissgums (the cojoined twin...

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Hog Jaw, Arkansas Mayoral Race Wide Open This Year

Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Mayoral Race Wide Open This Year

With the recent "retirement" of Mayor Bud Tatum, the town of Hog Jaw will see it's first new mayor in 65 years. Bud, who became mayor on his homecoming from World War Two (where he fought the Nazis and Japs by working at a supply depot at Fort Bliss...

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Mayor embarrassed as trousers fall down

The Lord Mayor of Nowhere was left red faced today after his trousers fell down during an educational seminar he was giving to a group of 8 year old schoolchildren. The gaffe occurred as 56 year old Colin Cocksure, who is definitely NOT on the sex...

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Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Funny story: Boris Johnson Finds Being London Mayor Not As Easy As It Looked

Blond mop-headed muppet mayor, Boris Johnson was left with his skull in splinters this morning after finding out that being Mayor of London involved more than simply appearing on daytime TV chat shows and farting about like a prat at public events.

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Manchester asks - do you want a mayor?

Funny story: Manchester asks - do you want a mayor?

Given the amazing success that Boris Johnson has had as Mayor of London, Manchester wants to get in on the act and have it's own bumbling buffoon of an elected Mayor of Manchester. The Greater Manchester public have greeted this news with somethin...

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New York City Mayor Appeals For Calm

Funny story: New York City Mayor Appeals For Calm

NYC Mayor, Gordon Von Braun today made an impassioned plea to Manhattan residents to stay calm in the somewhat delayed reaction to the 'Cloverfield Incident.' Manhattanites have had a lot to put up with over the years, and Cloverfield was just the...

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Detroit's Ex-Mayor Set for Comeback

Detroit's disgraced ex-Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, serving a county jail sentence for perjuring himself at a Whistleblower lawsuit in what has been known as the text messaging scandal, is scheduled for release on February 3, 2009. Sources really, rea...

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United States Stupidity Quotient

The S. Q. increased 16% in the first year of Trump's term of office. It now stands at 69%.
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