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New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

Funny story: New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control. The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...

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Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Funny story: Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...

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The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

Funny story: The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation. According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...

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Mafia Boss 'Didn't Know'!

Funny story: Mafia Boss 'Didn't Know'!

Bob 'The Diamond' Banks claims he didn't know his staff were killing anyone who they didn't like. This extraordinary claim was questioned by News International newspapers. In an editorial in the Sun the editor wrote: 'It is about time those in charge of organisations took responsibility for the action of their employees'. In a Government statement David Cameron exclaimed that when someone w...

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Italian Mafia Steal Euro Match

Funny story: Italian Mafia Steal Euro Match

The hand of the Italian Mafia was clearly behind Italy's lucky win against England in Kiev. It grabbed the shirt of John Terry in the Italian penalty area and only an immediate loan to the Referee blurred his eyesight, leaving England without a c...

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Exhumation latest! Vatican 'accepted one billion lire' bung to inter Queen Mother in RIP Pope's basilica

Funny story: Exhumation latest! Vatican 'accepted one billion lire' bung to inter Queen Mother in RIP Pope's basilica

Rome - The Queen Mother's remains were secretly taken from the Transylvanian Crypt at Windsor Castle and reburied at the Vatican. The 2003 move saw her interred next to Hitler's Pope Pius XII with whom she had a son who became President George Bus...

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Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

Funny story: Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...

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South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

Funny story: South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...

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Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Funny story: Fabio Capello 'may have breached contract' says Derek Derekson

Fabio Capello may have breached his 6 squillion lira contract with the Football Association by telling an Italian radio station he has asked the mafia to fix the Euro 2012 tournament so England can win. An FA insider told the spoof sports desk "Th...

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Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Funny story: Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found...

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Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

Funny story: Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.

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Mafia To Offer Berlusconi A Bail Out

Funny story: Mafia To Offer Berlusconi A Bail Out

La Cosa Nostra, a Sicilian based business organisation have offered to step in to prevent Italy from slumping into financial meltdown. It is widely believed that the Mafia have offered the mother country a bailout package that the troubled nation...

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Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Funny story: Organized crime steps in to 'organize' the US government

Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government. "Youse won't be hearing...

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Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Funny story: Obama Raises Birthday Bash Plate Ceiling to $71,600, Announces New Chicago Casino!

Feeling petulant, peevish and ever the perverse petite-maitre, President Obama became the latest Poster Boy for the Peter Principal in US politics as he postured, prevaricated, and pissed off most of America over the still unresolved Debt De...

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Russian version of eBay closes

Funny story: Russian version of eBay closes

eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts. "It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...

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Better to Die than Be Fired?

A recent USA Today analysis claiming that federal employees are more likely to die than they are to get fired or laid off has caused an outrage among a certain portion of the American public. The article-published in the July 19th edition of the n...

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Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

Funny story: Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet. Agreein...

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It's CRAP! Two Weeks After Taking Office Chicago Mayor Emanuel Announces City Casino, Slots in Airports & No Indians!

Funny story: It's CRAP! Two Weeks After Taking Office Chicago Mayor Emanuel Announces City Casino, Slots in Airports & No Indians!

Former White House Chief of Staff, ballet dancer, Mossad Agent and potty mouthed politician Rahm Emanuel did what the former Daley Family, both father and son. couldn't accomplish in 46 years, return Chicago to the 1930's...in just two weeks! Elec...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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