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Funny story: General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

A high up Military Psychologist has admitted most of the young men who join the military are heartbroken rejects of society. 'I'm not saying all recruits sign up because of emotional distance, or detachment from self. But I am noticing a trend.'...
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Funny story: I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Donor kebab has said it is tired of being a late-night booty call and wants men to admit to their relationship when sober and not only after consuming twenty-five Jaeger-bombs and enough ketamine to knock out a small bear. The statement came after...
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Funny story: Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE

Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE

In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity - love - onto the NYSE. Commodities like wheat, corn, soy beans, and pork bellies have long been pedaled through commodities markets. But due to its ethereal...
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Funny story: A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

PHOENIX - USA DAYBREAK is reporting one of the strangest love relationships in recent memory. It appears that Tendra Jo Blockbocker, 37, who is a waitress at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Phoenix, has fallen head-over-heals in love with a mechanical...
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Funny story: My life as a man #36

My life as a man #36

Don we now our gay apparel There is a guy with whom I work who just recently "came out of the closet" and admitted that he was gay. Shit, I knew that, or suspected as much, when I met him; but it makes no difference to me any damned way. I suspected he was gay because he was never seen with any woman-anywhere-at any time; and women were forever throwing themselves at him without any effect a...
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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...
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Funny story: My life as a man #23

My life as a man #23

A tribute to the best friend I ever had For a man who has a generally disagreeable disposition, I manage to retain a goodly number of close friends. Admittedly, not many of those friends are women (as you are already aware of if you follow this series at all), yet enough are women that I know I'm not a total loser with women although I have done my damnedest, most of the time. Though, as...
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Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...
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Funny story: Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook have bowed to public pressure and are to expand the 'Like This' button that has been ever present on their site, and has spread to just about every type of web site. "There are a number of times," said Mark Zuckerberg, "that you want to i...
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Funny story: 'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
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Funny story: Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

CHICAGO, IL--Copy editor Preston Parks sat next to his soulmate Amy Gammel on a short subway ride Monday, but declined to strike up a conversation with the woman who is his absolute emotional, mental, and physical match. Although the two had appro...
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Funny story: The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Jake Stephens, upon the success of the Crazam app he debuted last fall, has moved out of his parent's basement and into his girlfriend's apartment and developed his new app called Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit is different than the Crazam ap...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga cancels Indonesia gig; she's love sick!

Lady Gaga cancels Indonesia gig; she's love sick!

Lady Gaga has cancelled her Indonesian gig not because of security reasons; the reason given by her press office. She is sick, love sick, and her new lover cannot be named because of security reasons! Ever since she fell in love, she has been sick...
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Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...
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Funny story: Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
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Funny story: World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union. "I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.
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Funny story: How to win the heart of a woman

How to win the heart of a woman

Our world is full of triviality and absurdity; some are ignorable; some, disturbing. In certain parts of the world, cheap impostors normally attach themselves to various authorities, dead or alive. One simple scheme is quoting. Episode 1 here is a harmless quoting, but the second episodes are somehow disturbing. Episode I: My old grandma was naturally spiritual. Since we had no clock around the...
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Funny story: Heartbroken? There's an app for that

Heartbroken? There's an app for that

Nobody knows heartbreak like Mac Buck, editor of App World! At least, as far as he is concerned, nobody has. "My heart has been broken so often," said Buck, "that it has come to resemble a second hand jigsaw puzzle: a million pieces - not all from...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

The message will be the same: "He knew what he was signing" & "Sorry he was an unsuccesful soldier."
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