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Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Funny story: Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...

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Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

Funny story: Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

MADISON, WISCONSIN - Ginger Trumple, 32, has been looking for that special someone for several years now. She has tried the regular internet dating sites, and some unusual internet sites and those just didn't produce the results she was looking for.

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Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

Funny story: Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

LOVELAND, COLORADO - With only days left until Valentine's Day, Cupid is reportedly gearing up for this year's Love Olympics. Cupid, the whimsical chubby half-dressed boy with wings, has lately been sleeping up to 18 hours a day when he is not...

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Ex-Boyfriend Too Lazy To Properly Woo Former Lover

A hillside located near Peavine Mountain in Nevada has a large "N" on it written in white rocks for the symbol of the University of Nevada. Recently a large "A" has been constructed next to the large "N" and it caused many questions for the locals li...

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General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

Funny story: General Admits, 'most recruits heartbroken.'

A high up Military Psychologist has admitted most of the young men who join the military are heartbroken rejects of society. 'I'm not saying all recruits sign up because of emotional distance, or detachment from self. But I am noticing a trend.'...

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I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Funny story: I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Donor kebab has said it is tired of being a late-night booty call and wants men to admit to their relationship when sober and not only after consuming twenty-five Jaeger-bombs and enough ketamine to knock out a small bear. The statement came after...

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Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE

Funny story: Formerly Priceless Commodity, Love, Now Traded on NYSE

In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity - love - onto the NYSE. Commodities like wheat, corn, soy beans, and pork bellies have long been pedaled through commodities markets. But due to its ethereal...

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A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

Funny story: A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

PHOENIX - USA DAYBREAK is reporting one of the strangest love relationships in recent memory. It appears that Tendra Jo Blockbocker, 37, who is a waitress at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Phoenix, has fallen head-over-heals in love with a mechanical...

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My life as a man #36

Funny story: My life as a man #36

Don we now our gay apparel There is a guy with whom I work who just recently "came out of the closet" and admitted that he was gay. Shit, I knew that, or suspected as much, when I met him; but it makes no difference to me any damned way. I suspected he was gay because he was never seen with any woman-anywhere-at any time; and women were forever throwing themselves at him without any effect a...

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Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...

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My life as a man #23

Funny story: My life as a man #23

A tribute to the best friend I ever had For a man who has a generally disagreeable disposition, I manage to retain a goodly number of close friends. Admittedly, not many of those friends are women (as you are already aware of if you follow this series at all), yet enough are women that I know I'm not a total loser with women although I have done my damnedest, most of the time. Though, as...

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Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...

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Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Funny story: Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook have bowed to public pressure and are to expand the 'Like This' button that has been ever present on their site, and has spread to just about every type of web site. "There are a number of times," said Mark Zuckerberg, "that you want to i...

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'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

Funny story: 'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...

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Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

Funny story: Area man meets soulmate on subway, does nothing

CHICAGO, IL--Copy editor Preston Parks sat next to his soulmate Amy Gammel on a short subway ride Monday, but declined to strike up a conversation with the woman who is his absolute emotional, mental, and physical match. Although the two had appro...

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The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Funny story: The Kindred Spirit App Helps Find Soulmates

Jake Stephens, upon the success of the Crazam app he debuted last fall, has moved out of his parent's basement and into his girlfriend's apartment and developed his new app called Kindred Spirit. The Kindred Spirit is different than the Crazam ap...

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Lady Gaga cancels Indonesia gig; she's love sick!

Funny story: Lady Gaga cancels Indonesia gig; she's love sick!

Lady Gaga has cancelled her Indonesian gig not because of security reasons; the reason given by her press office. She is sick, love sick, and her new lover cannot be named because of security reasons! Ever since she fell in love, she has been sick...

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Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

Funny story: Men In Hats Make Better Lovers

A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers. The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week. The hat mogul found tha...

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