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The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...

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Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Funny story: Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal Football Club were in crisis last night, as the latest attempt to sign a living breathing non-retired footballer before the new EPL season starts were dealt a hammer blow when a credit card transaction to buy Luis Suarez was rejected. A cl...

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Rogers puts all Liverpool transfer rumours to bed

Funny story: Rogers puts all Liverpool transfer rumours to bed

On a hot and humid evening in Jakarta an emergency press conference has been called. Liverpool football club's commander and chief, Brendan Rogers, sit's silently behind a bouquet of awaiting microphones. To the left of Rogers sits club captain S...

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Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Funny story: Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...

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Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

Funny story: Action group ask for Luis Suarez to be culled

A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...

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United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Funny story: United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Nemanja Vidic, who has been previously sent off three times against Manchester United's arch rivals Liverpool, today celebrated NOT being shown a red card as United edged their way to a 2-1 victory over the Anfield outfit. Serbian international V...

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In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Funny story: In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...

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WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter. 'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...

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Luis Suarez Not To Blame For Syrian Uprising - Liverpool Boss

Funny story: Luis Suarez Not To Blame For Syrian Uprising - Liverpool Boss

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers was quick to jump to the defence of the Uruguayan striker at a press conference this lunchtime, ahead of the Merseyside derby, as a reporter accused Suarez of initiating the bloody Syrian uprising. "That's a prepost...

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Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Funny story: Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Boston Red Sox and Liverpool FC owner John Henry today announced that the Boston Red Sox were teaming up with scientists from the University of Liverpool to clone George Herman 'Babe' Ruth to replace Bobby Valentine who was fired after the Sox failed...

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Manchester United Fans "Can't Promise" To Be On Best Behaviour At Anfield

Funny story: Manchester United Fans "Can't Promise" To Be On Best Behaviour At Anfield

At a press conference at Salford Lads Club today, a group of Manchester United supporters refused to promise to be on their best behaviour at Anfield, as Sunday's clash between the bitter rivals looms ever closer. The rebuff comes amid press conce...

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Liverpool win 96-0

Funny story: Liverpool win 96-0

In a surprise ruling by Investigators the result of the match between Liverpool and Yorkshire Police was adjusted from a Police victory, caused by some supposed own goals by Liverpool, to a huge win for the Merseysiders by 96 to 0. Match referee,...

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Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 6th September 2012

Cristiano Ronaldo has rejected accusations he said he is "sad" at Real Madrid to get more money from the club. (BBC Sport) Its hair gel. He wants more hair gel. Trust my sources on this one Liverpool supporters' union Spirit Of Shankly has called on the club's American owners to appoint a chief executive based in the city. (ESPN) The problem is, if they did appoint a local CEO, they'd proba...

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Liverpool sign Kenny Dalglish as emergency striker

Funny story: Liverpool sign Kenny Dalglish as emergency striker

The world of football was shocked today, when Liverpool signed ex player and ex manager Kenny Dalglish, on a one year contract. Under fire manager, Brendan Rodgers claimed it was not an act of desperation, but a move based on Dalglish's experienc...

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Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 4th September 2012 - MICHAEL OWEN SPECIAL

Michael Owen has joined Stoke City on a one year contract. This ends speculation he would rejoin old club on Merseyside, Joke City. Owen was persuaded to join after a 30 minute conversation with life-long Stoke City fan and comedian Nick Hancock. Stoke fans said it was the best ever episode of 'Hancock's Half Hour' The deal was finally completed three days after the Transfer Window closed...

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Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 2nd September 2012

Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, 20, whose grandmother is from Edinburgh, has held talks with the SFA about potentially representing Scotland. (Sunday Mirror) "See you Jimmy, I mean Jonjo" England manager Roy Hodgson insists he will stick with veterans Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and John Terry. Lampard, 34, Gerrard, 32, and Terry, 31, will not be discarded as they enter their 30s. (Dai...

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Sorry Scousers Shot Down In Flames By German Gunner

Funny story: Sorry Scousers Shot Down In Flames By German Gunner

Nothing seemed to go right for Liverpool this afternoon at Anfield, where the once mighty reds huffed and puffed against a fairly lightweight Arsenal team, yet failed to make any real kind of impression. German Gunner, Lukas Podolski fired the Gun...

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Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 26th August 2012

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch. (The Guardian) And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off! Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez (Daily Star) Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis. Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...

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