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Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Funny story: Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Recent research into Antisocial Personality Disorder sufferers has uncovered a related, but much more serious disorder called I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder. Dr Novous Reck from the Berlin-based Itsalla Bout-May Institute presented his findings...

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Hubble Telescope Finds Kim Kardashian shaped meteorite

The Hubble Telescope has identified a shiny, curvaceous new meteorite circling our solar system. Named KK-36-26-42 by NASA, the discovery has scientists excited, if not a little over-excited. Spokesman Elmo Seaman explained. "This is a very unusu...

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Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

A young lady, not her father, called Kim Kardashian (Before we continue can someone explain to the world what she has actually done to become so famous? Answers to Jaggedone's CIA 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' HQ and the winner will receive a copy of...

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Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery

The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...

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Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...

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North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Funny story: North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...

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Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...

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Kardashian pics: body-double comes forward

Funny story: Kardashian pics: body-double comes forward

Following the release of 'those pictures' of Kim Kardashian a few days ago, we can now reveal that it was, as some predicted, nothing more than a publicity stunt, and in fact a body-double was used. And if that was not sensational enough we can also...

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Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Funny story: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.

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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...

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Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Funny story: Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...

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Kanye Heads South With North West

Popular Hip-Hop superstar Kanye West has just gone South to Mexico with his daughter North. His famous partner Kim Kardashian went as well because there's always an opportunity for a photo shoot and she loves a good pose does our Kim. Speaking...

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Kanye Komplains

After Kanye West was overheard complaining that the toilet paper on the Eurostar train was "too scratchy" for his arse, we tracked him down to find out how much of a bell end he really is. He was carried in on the backs of sixteen golden retrievers while church music was played at an ear splitting volume. A large silver hand descended from the sky (we had been ordered to remove our roof for the...

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Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Funny story: Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Forte Belvedere, Italy - A large letter 'E' - plucked straight from Leonardo da Vinci's Annunciation painting - has popped up unexpectedly on Kim Kardashian's wedding pics posted on the internet today. Etched in the brickwork of the 39in × 85in oi...

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Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...

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Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Funny story: Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Paris, France - The Ritz Hotel in-house shoe valet service has reported finding ice cubes inside Kanye West's $2,000 crocodile skin loafers in what looks suspiciously like a classic repeat of Rory McIlroy cold feet-itis. The celebrity pro golfer...

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Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

Funny story: Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

In a bizarre revelation, it was um, revealed today that the baby of Rap Baron Kayne West and former porn star Kim Kardashian has been diagnosed with "Reverse Zoolander Syndrome." A distort Kim carried her baby who is named "North West" accompanied...

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