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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...

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Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons. "It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service. Chinese officials were quoted as...

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North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

Funny story: North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

Pynongyang, North Korea Although it seems like he would get used to it, Kim Jong-Un's most recent missile once again exploded on the launching pad, sending the rotund dictator into a rage. "Kim Jong-Un was last seen jumping up and down and orderi...

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North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man

Funny story: North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man

Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, North Korean dictator REALLY knows how to put the "dic" in dictator. Reports are that Kim is very pissed at his public relations man for not getting him more press space in world newspapers. The PR man exp...

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Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Funny story: Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...

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Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Funny story: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet. "We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong...

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North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Funny story: North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...

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Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...

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Bill Cosby Detained in North Korea

Funny story: Bill Cosby Detained in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea While on the last leg of his "Not Finished Yet" tour, after what he called a successful Antarctica show, comedienne and alleged serial rapist Bill Cosby was detained by North Korean authorities. The reason for the detention is...

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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...

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In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

Funny story: In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

New revelations from servants within North Korea who served the ruling Kim family, revealed that Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, launches missiles whenever he is having a bad day. This magazine did an investigation. 1. Kim Jong-Un succeeds his dad as dictator in North Korea in December of 2011. Four months later in April, the North Koreans launch a satellite that veers off course.

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North Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps

Funny story: North Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps

Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, announced today that the repressive regime would start using Flint water in their labor camps. "We feel the Flint water will provide a more humane death. We have been trying to i...

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Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund hereditary dictator of North Korea, announced that his country would be hosting a symposium on labor camps, invitation only. It is expected that it will be attended by Russian gulag representatives, a fe...

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Scamatology to Merge With North Korea

Funny story: Scamatology to Merge With North Korea

Clearlyclinical, FL North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and Scamatology dictator David Makemerich (through a Scamatology spokeperson Karing Sow) made a joint announcement today when they confirmed the rumors that Scamatology will merge with North Korea...

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North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Funny story: North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea A long-time admirer of Donald Trump, North Korean dictator and hater of the United States Kim Jong-Un gave a strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential race. "I have learned many things from watching...

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Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Funny story: Trump announces plans to be world leader and how he will instruct the globe to behave

Last night in a news conference, Mr. Trump laid out his vision for his coming global leadership and how to improve world affairs. He made it plain his notions for world order would brook no nonsense to his instructions as leader of "the greatest c...

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North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Funny story: North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...

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Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Funny story: Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call

Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...

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