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Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Press News Agency is reporting that the late Kim Jong Il left a net worth of $4 billion. The bulk of his estate will go to his four children Kim Ah So, Kim Foo Foo, Kim Oh Saki, and Kim Yo Yo Yo. A re...

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Kim Jong Il is seen alive in Hackney

Funny story: Kim Jong Il is seen alive in Hackney

A video uploaded last night on popular video sharing website Youtube shows a clip purporting to be recently deceased North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il serving a customer at a restaurant called Kim's Korean Nights, in Hackney London. The Youtube uplo...

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North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

Funny story: North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

General Sam Dong-ten, head of the North Korea's massive military, attempted to squash rumors today that the death of Kim Jong-il and the deployment of the nations first remotely controlled drone 'Glorious Leader' was nothing more than a total coincid...

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Kim Jong Il Replaces Bobby Jones On Golf's Immortal Throne

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Replaces Bobby Jones On Golf's Immortal Throne

PYONGYANG - Bobby Jones, move over. In the after-world of departed golfers who quit the game while they were ahead, Jones stood alone since 1930. The golf legend who retired an amateur at age 28 after winning four of the sports's major championshi...

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Kim-Jong "I told you I was Il" dies; Young Un takes over

Funny story: Kim-Jong "I told you I was Il" dies; Young Un takes over

After 17 years in power of the world's most isolated country (no not Britain), North Korea's leader Kim-Jong Il has died at the age of 69. It is thought that poorly-fitted spectacles led to his death. His Prime Minister released a statement which sim...

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Mao Tse Tung to take over North Korea as Kim Jung-Il dies (at last) !

Funny story: Mao Tse Tung to take over North Korea as Kim Jung-Il dies (at last) !

North Koreans are mourning because their beloved leader, Kim Jung-Il (very), has died, (the official version). North Koreans are dancing for joy because their hated leader has just died, thank God (unofficial version). A successor to the thron...

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The passing of dictator Kim Jong-Il thought to reduce North Korean film piracy by 60%

Funny story: The passing of dictator Kim Jong-Il thought to reduce North Korean film piracy by 60%

PYONGYANG - North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has died and with him, many believe, will drop the intense demand for pirated American movies in that country. Jong-Il made it no secret that he loved most anything that came out of Hollywood and accor...

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Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

Funny story: Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

The world of golf was today morning a lost champion in the North Korean leader Kim Jing-il. Aficionados of the sport will remember Jong-il for his legendary one and only game where he hit a 68 below par score that contained no less than 11 holes in o...

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Kim Jong-il 'died during sex act on train' - reports

Funny story: Kim Jong-il 'died during sex act on train' - reports

Pyongyang - French sauces (sick) described it today as a classic case of le petit mort 'but with knobs on' as the North Korean leader's diminutive body was found RIP aboard a bullet train to No-Where, North Korea. Widespread media reporting has no...

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Clegg for North Korea

Funny story: Clegg for North Korea

The Death of Kim Jong Ill has come at a perfect time for David Cameron. It has given him the opportunity of thanking Nick Clegg by proposing him as the new leader of North Korea. In a statement from Downing Street Cameron announced that 'Our Supre...

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I'm Kim Jong Il - Your Lunatic BFF

Funny story: I'm Kim Jong Il - Your Lunatic BFF

Hey there. Remember me? I'm Kim Jong II. Ring a bell? No? Back in '06 I was the man. I detonated a low yield nuclear weapon off the coast of North Korea. How crazy is that? Plenty crazy. That's sniffing airplane glue, huddled in the corner of a rat infested basement writing cryptic Greek messages on the wall and screaming about ants and Wilfred Laurier crazy - but oh no. 2 years ago everyone was t...

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North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

Funny story: North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has changed his name to Darth Jong-il, claiming that his original name does not inspire fear or respect in the western world. "While Kim is a respected family name in Korea, our esteemed leader is very aware that i...

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Kim Jong-Il In Swap-Meet With Russian Leader Medvedev

Funny story: Kim Jong-Il In Swap-Meet With Russian Leader Medvedev

Self-styled 'Dear Leader' of communist North Korea, Kim Jong-Il, has had rare talks with Russian president Dmitry Medvedev. Mr Kim, famous for his rendition of the ballad So Ronery in the hit Hollywood movie Team America, is reported to have discu...

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Casey Anthony plans to leave USA

Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA. Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...

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Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

Funny story: Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

In one of her last acts before she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to The Newly Improved North Korea, Rebekaah Brooks fired all 23,453 journalists and staff at the News of the Sophist's Wurlitzer, in an ultimately vain, venal and in some case...

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Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Funny story: Last Emperor Kim Says He Is Alive

Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill issued a statement last night that he was alive and had in fact survived the attack on him last night during a songs of praise broadcast. Police are puzzled as to who Larry Chukwuemeka actually killed in the massacre.

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Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...

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Kim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis

North Korea can be blamed for the current global financial crisis after classified documents released by the IMF clearly show that a certain Mr Damani Maru aka Mr Kim Jong Il, sent millions of emails around the world begging for money. A bored Mr...

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