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Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...

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VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

Funny story: VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

Looking to pump up the ratings with another original programming series similar to "Behind the Music", cable music channel giant VH1 will expand its in-depth profile series beyond the music industry to feature great bands of another sort. The pilot...

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Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...

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Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

Funny story: Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Conservatives may be harsh critics of Eric Holder's inability to consider "radical Islam" as a motive in violence against Western interests; however, several comments by the US Attorney General have provoked extremist Muslims to...

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Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Funny story: Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Colleen R LaRose a 46 year old Blonde American woman dubbed herself Jihad Jane. She was intent on recruiting terrorists using the internet and plotting to attack targets in Europe. Jihad Jane was so dumb she tried to recruit people using you tube...

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'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

Funny story: 'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

One of the most eagerly awaited musical productions to hit the West End stage in years was given a lukewarm reception by critics and audience members alike, who gave the show an almost unanimous thumbs down. The story focuses on bungling terrorist...

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World of Wiretapping?

Funny story: World of Wiretapping?

Surveillance cameras have been installed in more and more online games, discreetly watching and listening to people as they launch rocket attacks or fire bullets at one another, or meet in secrecy to overthrow an overlord. Experts say it's an agg...

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Pope Declares Jihad Type War On Islamic Fundamentalists?

Funny story: Pope Declares Jihad Type War On Islamic Fundamentalists?

Vatican City - Rumours are circulating here in the Holy square mile that the pope has finally "had it up to here with those Islamic fundamentalists and their extremist teachings." According to a reliable witness we met on the banks of the Tiber, j...

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Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

Funny story: Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

An emulation of the 1990 film "Flatliners", where a chap (a loud-mouthed American student-type played by Keifer Sutherland) experiences clinical death for a period of 1 minute before being brought back to life, has knocked martyrdom on the...

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Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

Funny story: PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

Gordon Brown, the UK Prime Minister, yesterday declared a Jihad (Islamic Holy War) on America. In a stunning statement of just how bad Bush-Brown relations had become, he urged all Englishmen living in the USA to fight back against persecution of the...

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Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.

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Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

Funny story: Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

(CMM) - The BBC said Sunday it is "deeply concerned" about an unknown militant group's claim that it has killed a BBC reporter who had been kidnapped last month in Gaza.

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