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Funny story: Queen's outrageous behaviour threatens monarchy

Queen's outrageous behaviour threatens monarchy

Highly sensitive information has emerged this week about an alleged 'altercation' between Dame Judi Dench and the Queen.'Serious concerns' about the Monarch's behaviour have been expressed by Prime Minister Dave (JammieDodger) Cameroon. Circumstances...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
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Funny story: James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth year of creation, is an expensively made, well wrought thriller with gorgeous scenery, gorgeous music (by Adele) gorgeous women, gorgeous violence and, unfortunately a story line with s...
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Funny story: New Bond a big surprise

New Bond a big surprise

Hollywood, Los Angeles. In slowly emerging but nevertheless breaking news here, former English Test cricketer, John Emburey, has been revealed as the next portrayer of master spy James Bond in the Ian Fleming film adaptations from 2015. Emburey, w...
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Funny story: Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

The Spoof has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women's inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one, the only, JAMES BOND, British Agent Number 007, who has a license to kill and to thrill. We tracked Mr. Bond to his latest dwelling, the M.Z. Mone...
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Funny story: Bad News, My Dear British Chums, The First James Bond On Film Was An American! (This Is True!!!!)

Bad News, My Dear British Chums, The First James Bond On Film Was An American! (This Is True!!!!)

THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND Who was the first James Bond on film? Sean Connery? Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino Royale that predated Connery's first outing as Bond by eight years? And can you believe that James in this Hollywood version was an AMERICAN (!!!) and went by the nickname 'Ji...
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Funny story: Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

Pussy Galore Causes Upset in Russia

James Bond's favourite Pussy Galore has upset Russia with Punk Rock song 'Put In Shit' performed in Canterbury Cathedral with Rotten eggs and tomatoes being thrown at an ecstatic audience. Pussy is being sentenced to twenty years in a Siberian s...
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Funny story: Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

Queen to play Helen Mirren in Biopic

After her much trumpeted acting debut at the understated Olympic opening ceremony, the Queen's Hollywood career looks set to begin. Universal are understood to be in talks with her majesty about a film chronicling the life and times of Helen Mirre...
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Funny story: Exhibition celebrating sexism, state sanctioned murder, racist stereotypes, violence against women and promiscuity attracts large crowds in London

Exhibition celebrating sexism, state sanctioned murder, racist stereotypes, violence against women and promiscuity attracts large crowds in London

An exhibition in the centre of London that has drawn millions of visitors has been condemned as obscene by Human Rights activists with many calling the exhibition "offensive". One exhibit promotes IED's, a suicide vest and a device that could be e...
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Funny story: LeBron James or James LeBron: Secret Agent Man

LeBron James or James LeBron: Secret Agent Man

When secret agent LeBron James plays Kevin Durant, there is no Thunderball. LeBron is the winner who takes all. The NBA must guarantee that LeBron James wins a championship. Otherwise, he is an Octopussy. The NBA has standards. When it crowns...
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Funny story: US Bond Girls

US Bond Girls

American secret agents who have been trying to recruit women to be involved in spying, in an effort to reach sex equality targets have been unfairly accused of seeking 'bits on the side'. A vigorous internal examination of all the evidence is bein...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Following a personal appeal to Daniel Craig and a failed screen test on the set of Bond 23 yesterday, Kim Kardashian has reportedly created a demo video to highlight her other talents in the hope of being reconsidered for the role of the next Bond Gi...
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Funny story: Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Not to be left out of the next entertainment news cycle and realizing her 15 minutes of reality show nonsensical fame is about up, newly available though not yet divorced Kim Karplastican, will be lobbying Daniel Craig to win the female lead in the n...
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Funny story: Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday. Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, current...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

TARZANA - Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were recently spotted at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo. The couple looked quite cozy as they walked around petting some of the extremely friendly animals such as Gladys the Goat, Laura t...
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Funny story: Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

The benefits of abbreviated headlines and cell phone based news snippets were brought into question again this weekend, as news of Greek bond issues hit the airwaves, and several entertainment industry executives were made to look like idiots. As...
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