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Kate Middleton should have married David Cameron and not Prince 'Ron Weasley' William says JK Rowling

Funny story: Kate Middleton should have married David Cameron and not Prince 'Ron Weasley' William says JK Rowling

London - The daft old children's story thief said today she regretted her part in marrying off Kate Middleton to royal ugly bug Prince William after noticing the constant bulge in Big Dave Cameron's pants. "Dave's still got the hots for Kate, the...

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UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

Funny story: UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...

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Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.

Funny story: Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.

It was the first thing I noticed as the beautiful Pamela his secretary led me in, the view from the many tall windows, the whole of Manhattan. The second thing was the massive desk, must have weighed a ton or more and looked like an altar. Then there were the paintings, Hockney, Smart, Dobell, Jasper Johns; I figured they had something in common but didn't know at the time what it was. Cabinets ev...

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Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Funny story: Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Villaricos, Spain - Tests on a large, horned sea monster found rotting on a Spanish beach have revealed 50% of its DNA is a direct match for children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling. Advanced decomposition and a glutinous fluorescent substance oo...

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Another whopper from JK Rowling

Funny story: Another whopper from JK Rowling

Scotland - After a decades of bravura performances channeling the authorship of the Harry Potter stories the serial children's book plagiarist has blagged her way to publishing an acclaimed crime novel under the new pen name of Robert Galbraith. A...

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NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

Funny story: NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Even after death. Word is that officials will be trying to get the money back. Huh? Retrieval from The Great Beyond? Lotsa luck with that one! This situation intrigued reporter Gail Farrelly, so she went to a NYS unemployment benefits office and interviewed applicants waiting in line to see what they thought of this news. Here's what some of them s...

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BBC On Forthcoming Rowling Series

Funny story: BBC On Forthcoming Rowling Series

Investigative Journal "Wegos Where Egos" put a series of questions to a top CEO of the newly restructured BBC concerning their intention to turn the ill-fated Casual Vacancy allegedly written by J.K. Rowling into a TV series. For legal reasons we are not permitted to print the questions that were asked but after much debate with Rowling's legal team we were permitted to print the answers which...

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The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

Funny story: The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

It is a sobering thought that individual creative endeavour in literature and film making may be at an end. The teaching profession is in disarray over the recent announcement. Indeed, this controversial invention may spell the end of fiction writing...

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Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Funny story: Savile Inquiry - Bookies Tighten the Odds

Bookies in the UK are now taking a more level headed approach to the Jimmy Savile inquiry and are offering the following odds in the case. Odds Against politicians appearing in the dock on paedophilia charges resulting from inquiry. (1) One politician appearing.... 33/1. (2) Two politicians appearing... 50/1. (3) More than two... 1000/1. (4) Member of the cabinet appearing...2000/1. (5)...

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Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Funny story: Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...

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JK Rowling to write horror book for kids

Funny story: JK Rowling to write horror book for kids

Harry Potter author JK Rowling is to return to writing for children after her adult book 'The casual vacancy' was panned by critics. "God knows what she was thinking about" said Ian Rankin "The adult book was so bad I'm surprised that it was even...

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Legoland Windsor shut after bosses 'failed to pay electricity bill': report

Funny story: Legoland Windsor shut after bosses 'failed to pay electricity bill': report

Berkshire - Officials said this morning a 'power failure' has closed the attraction [sic] due to a sub-station outage caused by recent local flooding. However a mystery phone caller to Radio Free Windsor claimed at lunchtime the theme park has fai...

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'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

Funny story: 'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims. This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...

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Rowling's New Book

Funny story: Rowling's New Book

Speculation is rife as to the plot of J.K. Rowling's new book for adults. Her first editor Barry Cunningham was unavailable for comment. Ian Rankin, friend of Rowling's and Scotland's most renowned thriller writer was also unavailable for comment. Geoffrey Archer was not available for comment either. Just who her present editor is remains a mystery. However, in a recent poll among the UK's leading...

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JK Rowling 'descended from notorious bastard lineage'

Funny story: JK Rowling 'descended from notorious bastard lineage'

London - "Admittedly that Légion d'honneur humbug about some fictional French relative was a bit of a clanger," the Beeb's head of light entertainment said today. "Still, an easy mistake to make, considering." The admission comes as a new rehas...

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Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Funny story: Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...

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8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

Funny story: 8th Harry Potter Book Inevitable - Buffty Ginslinger

In the wake of JK Rowling's Pottermore announcement, Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has categorically stated that an 8th Harry Potter book is inevitable. Speaking from a wine bar close to London's famous Leicester Square, wher...

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Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Funny story: Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...

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