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Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.

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Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip - WORLD CUP QUALIFYING September 2012

Moldova 0 England 5 Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines. I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova. Scotland 0 Serbia 0 Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games. He was wrong.

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Cardinal Seán Brady Asks Irish Catholics to Protest Abortion by Avoiding Eggs

Funny story: Cardinal Seán Brady Asks Irish Catholics to Protest Abortion by Avoiding Eggs

Cardinal Seán Brady of Ireland has issued a statement urging Catholics to forgo the consumption of eggs on Fridays in an act of protest against the introduction of abortion in Ireland. According to the Cardinal, the consumed egg - whether boiled,...

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Shannon Airport's US Emigration Facilities "Cause Concern." Apparently.

Funny story: Shannon Airport's US Emigration Facilities "Cause Concern." Apparently.

The future of pre-clearance US emigration facilities at Shannon Airport, Ireland, is causing concern. UK Irish community newspaper The Irish World reports this week: "It comes amid reports that the US Department of Homeland Security is set to redu...

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Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

Funny story: Michelle Obama's Irish Roots Linked to Loathing of Mashed Potatoes & Mushy Peas!

In recent genealogical revelations first lady Michelle Robinson Obama has been tied to an Irish immigrant named Andrew Shields who fought in the Revolutionary War after becoming a citizen of the slave owning state of Georgia. Exhausting investig...

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Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

Funny story: Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

The world's friendliest people, the Irish, are no longer the world's friendliest people after a survey revealed that the Scottish are more friendly. "We have been sending the Scottish people on a friendliness course," said Hamish Bacon, Scottish F...

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"Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Sports News is delighted to announce that Senior Entertainment and Gossip columnist, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been temporarily seconded to SSN, and that she's encouraging every red blooded Englishman to get right behind the Irish in the...

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"Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Out of favour England skipper Rio Ferdinand will be appearing at Euro 2012 - representing the Republic Of Ireland - according to SEN's latest acquisition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog. "It's all true," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. "...

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Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Funny story: Leprechauns' gas fracking blamed for Irish quake

Co Mayo, Eire - Irish Seismological Survey sources said today they've received reports blaming the Wee People's fracking activities for yesterday's 4-magnitude rattler. The tremor struck some 23km south-south-east off the Corrib Gas Field operated...

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Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Funny story: Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Fort Knox - The army reports a dead leprechaun was found in the vault at Fort Knox among the gold bars, according to Colonel Jimbob. The cause of death could not be determined, as leprechauns have never been captured, dead or alive before; their bi...

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President Obama Orders a Hooker

Funny story: President Obama Orders a Hooker

Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...

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More ancient treasure found down the bog

Funny story: More ancient treasure found down the bog

Northern Ireland - A Fermanagh man has described how he found some 3,000 year-old gold jewellery 'down an ancient bog' at Belle Isle. "At first I thought some alien maybe slipped one down the pan, like," Seamus McShergar said today, "on account of...

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When Irish Eyes Are Bloodshot - The Terrible Truth About St Patrick's Day

Funny story: When Irish Eyes Are Bloodshot - The Terrible Truth About St Patrick's Day

Health Chiefs today advised that the real reason why so many Irish people, and people of Irish descent have bloodshot eyeballs is mainly because it's Saint Patrick's Day, and most will have been guzzling alcoholic beverages with unbridled gusto since...

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Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Funny story: Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year. Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...

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Queen Mother Insult Ignites UK Irish Press Row

Funny story: Queen Mother Insult Ignites UK Irish Press Row

The editor of one of the UK's weekly Irish community newspapers stunned readers this week by telling a correspondent, essentially, to belt up. A reader of the Irish Post, Anne Leacy, took exception to an article in the February 4 edition which ref...

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Donegal Drivers Most Helpful

Funny story: Donegal Drivers Most Helpful

Drivers In Donegal are Ireland's most chivalrous according to an experiment conducted last week. AA Rescue recently published results of a survey showing that Donegal drivers were most likely to come to the aid of a driver in distress at the roads...

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Public Loo Causing A Proper Stink In Bagenalstown

Funny story: Public Loo Causing A Proper Stink In Bagenalstown

Financing a public convenience in a picturesque Irish town is causing a bit of a stink on the local council. Some members of Carlow County Council are upset that spending a penny in Bagenalstown is costing the public purse a fortune. Said one c...

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Controversy as sheep help Irish man set 8-hour sobriety record

Controversy abounds across the water after it was alleged an County Donegal man abused his affinity with 744 New Zealand sheep in a bid to set a new 8-hour sobriety world record for an Irishman. Ivan Scott from Kilmacrennan, beat the world record...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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