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India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

Funny story: India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

Protests in India have proven that the Raj has had its day on the sub-continent and British supermarkets are not the "Raj" as far as Indians go. Global supermarkets attempting to cash in on India's new found wealth, including British ones, are bei...

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Govt Bans All Websites, Says Internet will continue to be 'free'

Funny story: Govt Bans All Websites, Says Internet will continue to be 'free'

In a late-breaking development - delayed because the official Government Spokesperson Mooster Mukharjoy arrived two hours behind schedule at the Readers' Building in Newer Delhi - the government announced a blanket ban on all websites across the subc...

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BNP marches in support of local Indian restaurants

Funny story: BNP marches in support of local Indian restaurants

The British National Party has launched a Bring Back the Best of British food campaign as the party moves increasingly into wider areas of the political and social sphere. In initiative which hopes to play on voters fears about the uncertainty of cur...

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Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Funny story: Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai. The twitter user @NotNe...

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John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

Funny story: John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India. The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...

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India choose John Terry as their health ambassador!

Funny story: India choose John Terry as their health ambassador!

India has chosen super-clean Chelsea star and super-monogamist (monogamy is classified as very healthy in India), John Terry, as their health ambassador for 2012. The Indian ministry for sport and health chose John because of his upstanding morals an...

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India Inhaling Death

Funny story: India Inhaling Death

INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant. According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena, when inhaled, pure aspartame releases enough methanol to produce a narcotic 'high'...

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Indian "Head Bangers" wearing turbans trash stage at Metallica concert!

Funny story: Indian "Head Bangers" wearing turbans trash stage at Metallica concert!

Metallica were supposed to play an open-air concert in Delhi last Friday, but the concert was called off due to crazed, turbaned Indian "head-bangers" trashing the stage before the concert began. 25000 head-bangers, who had never ever seen a heavy...

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Plot discovered to slip testosterone to Indian Government

Funny story: Plot discovered to slip testosterone to Indian Government

New Delhi: In a startling development on Sunday night, close on the heels of this expose, it has now emerged that there has been a similar plot in India to inject testosterone into the politicians to make them more aggressive in tackling crucial issu...

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Misunderstood on 2G: Indian Home Minister

Funny story: Misunderstood on 2G: Indian Home Minister

New Delhi: Denying all possible connections to SpectrumGate, the scam over allotment of 2G spectrum to telecom companies, the Hon'ble (sic) Home Minister C Pitambaram claimed that he was misunderstood on the issue. Stopping short of saying that it w...

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Fuel prices fuel a lot of gas in India

In a move that is certain to raise a lot of temperatures across the country, the Cartel of Natural Gas and Resources (CoNGRes) has increased the price of petrol by 3 rupees per liter, or roughly 24 cents for a gallon. The hike goes into effect from...

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Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

Funny story: Fourth Test: India Celebrate Good Day At Last

India supporters were celebrating this evening after their side came through the first day of the final test at the Oval relatively unscathed. England, newly crowned as the best test side in the world, are bidding for a 4-0 series whitewash agains...

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Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Funny story: Prince Philip bet a thousand quid on Alistair Cook scoring 500 in next England v India innings

Balmoral, Scotland - "Heheheh, gonna thrash The Darkies!" the old curmudgeon was heard muttering as the Palace's Aintgottaprayer.con sporting account accepted the wager last night. A tip-off about England star batsman Alistair Cook breaking Test r...

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Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

Funny story: Virender Sehwag Arrives - But Not To Play!

The struggling Indian tourists are looking forward to the arrival in England tomorrow of star opening bat Virender Sehwag. India look to be in disarray after being blown away by England in the second test at Trent Bridge. They have not been helped...

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Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Misses Out Again - Not Funny, Says Expert

Indian great, Sachin Tendulkar, again missed out on his 100th century at Trent Bridge this afternoon, but one observer isn't laughing. The number four looked comfortable on 56 when he left one that homed in on his off stump from English paceman, J...

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Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar blames Monty Panesar for lack of runs

Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run. The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords. "We did not g...

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Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Funny story: Geoff Boycott said his granny could bat better than Sachin Tendulkar

Forthright Yorkshireman Geoff Boycott has laughed off claims that Sachin Tendulkar is the Indian Don Bradman. Gritty batsman Boycott, who was dropped from the England team in 1967 after grinding out 106 in a day against the Indians, has never been...

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Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Premier League Blackburn Rovers have postponed their pre-season friendly in India, claiming that the country is "too dirty". Rovers, owned by Indian poultry firm Venky's, were due to appear in Pune and become the first Premier League team to play...

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