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Germans claim most refugees arriving in Europe are Mexican - Trump implicated

In a startling development, German authorities have discovered that 75 per cent of all refugees arriving over the last  three months are Mexicans carrying false  Syrian passports. Even more startling, links to Donald Trump have been uncovered! Sec...

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Soccer's Green Card Plan. Insert Your Own Trump Immigration Jokes Here

It's happened again. People's inability to read a news story to the end has got immigration fretters wearing away the last strand holding their heads on. European soccer chiefs this week announced a scheme to introduce green cards to profession...

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Migrants empathise with first world citizens.

Funny story: Migrants empathise with first world citizens.

"I can totally understand why some people are being very reluctant to help us, I wouldn't help someone who was at risk of being killed and having their family wiped out if it affected me in absolutely no way whatsoever. In fact, the entire situation...

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Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

[AT A PRESS CONFERENCE IN IOWA] . . . and the third part of my plan to stop illegal immigration involves the erection of a new stadium on the U.S. - Mexican border. It'll be called the Trump Coliseum, and it'll have a separate entrance for those people who own one of the condos that will be included there as a part of the complex, as well as a multiplex theater, at least two three star restauran...

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Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Funny story: Trump Confuses "Guantanamo" With "Guacamole" - Blames Mexicans for Torture

Donald Trump this morning blamed Mexicans for any torture that occurred at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, saying that "since Mexicans brought that nasty green guantanamo dip with them when they illegally crossed the border into Cuba, they've been force-feedin...

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Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

Funny story: Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

It's no secret that the U.S. has been plagued with several illness outbreaks lately. The Ebola scare seems to be the first to come to mind, now the most recent, Legionnaire's in New York City, is dominating the news today. These are not the only on...

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France To Build Bridge to the UK

Funny story: France To Build Bridge to the UK

The French Government in a gesture of friendship for Britain are to construct an enormous bridge between Calais and Dover. Ironically it is expected that the massive construction will be in place before Britain votes to leave the European communit...

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UKIP Unveil Proposals To Solve Migrant Crisis

Funny story: UKIP Unveil Proposals To Solve Migrant Crisis

With thousands of desperate migrants attempting to enter the UK through the channel tunnel, UKIP have come up with a number of ideas designed to make the problem go away. In a press conference this morning, UKIP's immigration spokesman, Ozzy Mosle...

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New Immigration Test Reavealed

Funny story: New Immigration Test Reavealed

Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...

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Further to Mike Read Article: Nonsense Jokes About Nonsense UKIP

Regarding my recent article on TheSpoof http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/magazine/13496/fasc-factor-mike-reads-bnp-nick-minaj-comeback-medley I have not seen any proof that Mike Read is a fascist or fascist sympathiser. And he does appear to have shown regret for the original UKIP Calypso; which is more than can be said for some. Yet, I felt that doing a send-off (WHOOPS!) of the w...

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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley

The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...

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"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...

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Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...

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Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

Funny story: Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...

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M4 motorway migrants

Funny story: M4 motorway migrants

Nigel Farage has complained about immigrants being responsible for blocking the M4 motorway. Well, I drove down the M4 recently and it was full of immigrants driving delivery lorries, driving to work and driving the economy. This is blatantly un-...

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Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA - All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader...

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The New Colossus (for the Republican Party)

Funny story: The New Colossus (for the Republican Party)

The New Colossus (for the Republican Party) With apologies to Emma Lazarus Just like the brazen ass of bad-hair fame With chiseled face broadcast across the land, Here at our US border gates shall stand With border guards be-pistoled, in his name Hater of exiles! From his ambitious flame Glows unwelcome spite; his air-brushed looks command The hate-filled folks who represent his brand...

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President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

Funny story: President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...

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