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Funny story: Heaven Running out of Virgins

Heaven Running out of Virgins

With war raging in the Middle East and terror attacks happening with greater frequency all over the world, heaven is starting to run out of virgins. According to the Koran, every Jihadist who dies is promised 72 virgins, but ever since the Syrian civ...
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Funny story: The NRA Changes Its Name To 'Jihadist Rifle Association' Because That Is Where The Money Is Now.

The NRA Changes Its Name To 'Jihadist Rifle Association' Because That Is Where The Money Is Now.

The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to 'Jihadist Rifle Association' instead. The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that...
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Funny story: Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Pentagon officials and war planners to be given holy grail award for their grasp of the ISIS attack in Paris with additional recognition to CNN, MSNBC, et al

Stunned by the quickness and acerbity of its grasp of cause-effect on the problem of ISIS, the US Pentagon and assorted MSM organizations have quickly been recognized and promoted for this year's "holy grail award" (the HGA). Due to widely broadc...
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Funny story: Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Recent research into Antisocial Personality Disorder sufferers has uncovered a related, but much more serious disorder called I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder. Dr Novous Reck from the Berlin-based Itsalla Bout-May Institute presented his findings...
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Funny story: ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences. Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4...
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Funny story: Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

In the global War Against Terrorism, there are one group of combatants that refuse to give in to the Islamic Extremists who threaten to destroy their way of life: The British Holiday Maker. With the latest tragedy in Tunisia, where 18 British sun...
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Funny story: Tea Party All-Stars to Negotiate Merger with ISIS Following 'Beheading Obama' Pic Posted

Tea Party All-Stars to Negotiate Merger with ISIS Following 'Beheading Obama' Pic Posted

Twenty minutes of Photoshop has caused the two greatest terrorist organizations in the world to come together to destroy democracy. Thanks, Adobe. On Saturday, a supporter of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) released a graphic photo of Presi...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS Claims to Have Dozens of Potty-Trained Terrorist In US

ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...
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Funny story: ISIS claims responsibility for your spilled milk this morning

ISIS claims responsibility for your spilled milk this morning

Militant Islamist group, ISIS released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for acts that will certainly interrupt your daily routine. "We will strike you when you least expect it, when you are most vulnerable, when you are still rubbi...
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Funny story: Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh (aka, ISIS) Whistleblower Speaks to Press

Daesh uses the Western culture's social media while decrying western culture, a whistleblower has revealed. Aasim Al Honest, who spent years consulting to Daesh and Boko Haram, sent emails to leaders explaining his concerns about both organizatio...
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Funny story: Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them. In England the news has be...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...
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Funny story: Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians have been kicking up dust on the red planet and earthbound, frustrated scientists have no idea why! Clouds of red dust have been spotted exploding above and beyond the martian surface. The ginormous clouds are spewing into the universe and h...
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Funny story: Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

The Pentagon reacted with surprise to intelligence that ISIS has encroached upon U. S. military forces training Iraqi troops. "We're concerned," Rear Admiral Howe Cudditbee confessed. "We're also perplexed. How could 40,000 terrorists who have bee...
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Funny story: ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

President Bareass Obummer is "hotter than a steaming pile of sh*t," according to Beltway insiders. "He's absolutely fuming!" What has the presidential bowels in such an uproar? Speaker of the House John Boner had the "audacity" to invite Israel...
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Funny story: Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

"Absolutely despicable!" stated loyal satire fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. "I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!" After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie He...
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Funny story: ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted! (This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.) Are you f___ed up? REALLY f___ed up? Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...
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Funny story: IS jihadis grooming flock of Mongolian ostriches for bomb vest attacks

IS jihadis grooming flock of Mongolian ostriches for bomb vest attacks

Syrian Border, Middle East - The renegades' drone program took a sinister twist today after a heavily kitted out ostrich was captured by Iraqi farces complete with bomb vest, surveillance camera and GPS tracker ahead of a covert suicide mission.
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