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Why Britain doesn't get hurricanes - Explained

Funny story: Why Britain doesn't get hurricanes - Explained

The met office have been encouraged to issue a statement today after an influx of queries related to the definition of hurricanes, and why the UK never seems to admit to one. Media sources have cited increasing alarm over projected windspeeds for the...

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Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

Funny story: Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

London, UK - Buckingham Palace has been blown apart by Hurricane Jude in scenes of mayhem last seen during the Blitz. The massive squall struck soon after midnight ripping the gubbins from the Palace plant room where Prince Harry's eco-friendly hy...

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The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

Funny story: The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...

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In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

Funny story: In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

NEW ORLEANS In advance of this year's hurricane season, St. Peter issued the body count from this year's devastation, saying that the count would hover somewhere in the neighborhood of 520 (with the count in Texas expected to be highest among the co...

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Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Funny story: Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves! In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extrem...

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Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

Funny story: Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

BOSTON - The United States Meteorological Society has just made an announcement that many felt would be coming sooner or later. USMS Spokesperson Yardley "Twister" Twistafelli stated to the news media that effective immediately earthquakes like hu...

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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has just joined the ranks of individuals such as Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan, and Dane Clark who have all been guilty of sticking their feet in their mouth. Lohan does have the distinction of being the o...

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New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

Funny story: New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

New York - "Someone at the US National Hurricane Center sure has a bizarre sense of humor," is how one New Yorker put it today as the year's worst super-storm barreled up the Eastern Seaboard. Hurricane Sandy is thought to be named after former C...

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Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Funny story: Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm. Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...

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If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

Funny story: If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

If Hurricane Sandy causes death in the next two days, God forbid, TV meteorologists will have blood on their hands. "Catastrophic damage," "historic," "worst-case scenario": Death and destruction all but guaranteed to all within broadcast range. For a week in 2011, you told us how Hurricane Irene was to deliver us the End of Days, and she turned out to be nothing special. And now people a...

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Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

Funny story: Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at? Where are they when you need them? A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don't hear a peep out of them. Are they out hiding their heads under a rock? If it were the Democratic National Convention you would surely be hearing that it was God's wrath descending upon t...

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Hurricane Isaac first storm in decades not sent by God to punish sodomites, insists GOP

Funny story: Hurricane Isaac first storm in decades not sent by God to punish sodomites, insists GOP

TAMPA, FL--As Hurricane Isaac bears down on the Sunshine State, home of the 2012 Republican National Convention, GOP activists and commentators are steadfastly maintaining that the tropical storm is not a punishment from a wrathful god for violating...

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Tropical Storm Debby Stalls Over Washington DC

Funny story: Tropical Storm Debby Stalls Over Washington DC

Washington DC: The National Hurricane Center indicates that Tropical Storm Debby formed in Hollywood Florida in 2011 and subsequently red storm warnings were posted. The latest forecasts have Debby centered about two miles south-southeast of th...

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National Hurricane Center Releases Revised List of Hurricane Names for 2012

Funny story: National Hurricane Center Releases Revised List of Hurricane Names for 2012

Miami (SAPP) - As reported on May 27, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) in Miami has changed the list of hurricane names for the 2012 season to generic names. As done in previous years, each name will be used in alphabetical order. See the previous story for the rationale behind the new list of hurricane names. Here is the complete list: Atta boy Bro Chick Dude EBT Card Friend...

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The North American Hurricane Center In An Effort To Be More Citizen Friendly Will Be Using Generic Hurricane Names Such As Hurricane Bud

Funny story: The North American Hurricane Center In An Effort To Be More Citizen Friendly Will Be Using Generic Hurricane Names Such As Hurricane Bud

MIAMI - The North American Hurricane Center has just informed the American public that it has made a revision to the names it will issue for hurricanes. North American Hurricane Center Executive Director Fittipaldi Fiddlefire, 47, stated that due...

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Rush Limbaugh Blames Hurricane Alberto On President Obama

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Blames Hurricane Alberto On President Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. - GOP radio talk show host and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, 61, and his much, much younger wife Kathryn, 35, recently attended a music concert at the District of Columbia's brand new Hail To The Chief Coliseum located on M...

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Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires. Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...

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