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The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...

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Costco woos millennials and illegals

A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU -- Costco's sales have declined as millennials take their place as adults in society's workforce. Used to living at home and having mom and dad foot their bills, many of the latest generation don't want to own a house, muc...

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Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

Funny story: Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

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Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

Funny story: Homeless Dogs Better Off Than Homeless

A Harvard Research Study released today proves that homeless dogs, reguardless of where they live, are better off then the homeless. "Dogs have the unique ability to survive the worst situations" says researcher Doug St. Charles. "Lets face it, d...

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The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

Funny story: The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...

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Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

Funny story: Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

A Dallas based Food company has found a creative way of feeding the cities ever growing homeless population, the unemployed. Using cutting edge human to food technology, the folks at "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken" are helping shrink the rank...

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A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

Funny story: A Homeless Man In Illinois Wins $293 Million In The Lottery And Gives It To President Obama

CHICAGO - Melville Paxperkins has been a homeless man for 17 years. He said that he lost his house in a poker game back on Labor Day of 1996. Mr. Paxperkins has been hanging out at the same Chicago corner for the past 15 years and he says that eve...

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Walmart to Hold Tent Sale for Homeless Employees

Funny story: Walmart to Hold Tent Sale for Homeless Employees

Bentonville, AR Walmart announced today it will hold a special sale in a HEATED tent for their homeless employees. "There will be lots of great sales on items that homeless people need, like shopping carts and sleeping bags. And because they ar...

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Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

Funny story: Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

DOVER, Delaware - Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has just become one of the state's most hated individuals. The senator introduced a bill that would ban any homeless people from residing within the state. The senator was asked by American S...

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Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Funny story: Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...

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Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Funny story: Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii state lawmaker Tom Brewster stated that he was fed up with the state's homeless problem. His solution, however, has left him branded as a vigilante. Brewster took a sledgehammer to their shopping carts. "I get a lot of complaints about s...

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Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Funny story: Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...

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Missing woman found safe and well

A 65-year-old Skegness woman has been discovered alive at the bottom of an ancient, dried-up well on the edge of Hag Wells Wood. Homeless Vera Tuwells had been living rough for several months, and recently found the partly hidden well which was em...

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Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

Funny story: Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

LOS ANGELES - Caving in to strong public opinion Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just issue a Mayoral Directive that he says will go into effect at 12:03 a.m. on Thursday, August 22. Mayor Garcetti informed the news media that after receiving...

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Dog-Doo Quietly Picked Up Next To Dead Homeless Man

Responsible pet owner Brentson Whitman, 32, quietly and carefully fulfilled the social contract to care for the waste deposited by his three year old Jack Russell Terrier "Oscar Wilde" by delicately and silently removing the small coil of doggy-doo...

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Asheville to house the homeless in trees with the help of the Sierra Club

Asheville North Carolina has developed an original idea for dealing with the homeless population: put them in trees. Fed up with justified accusations of not doing anything for the city's homeless, the officers and board of directors colluded with...

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Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

Funny story: Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises. According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%. Spousal rej...

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Elderly man arrested in NC carrying a placard that reads-"Will Work for Sex!"

Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg,NC, was arrested late yesterday afternoon at the intersection of Hwy 561 and Hwy 401 in Louisburg, NC. He was carrying a sign that reads---"Will Work for Sex. Police say they had observed Reverend McCrkle fo...

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