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Funny story: Holland Wins French Presidency

Holland Wins French Presidency

The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them. In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...
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Funny story: Dutch master Robben paints Wembley "Oranje"!

Dutch master Robben paints Wembley "Oranje"!

Tiny Holland renowned for producing their masters were in town last night to give their English apprentices a few lessons in how to become masters. Although the Dutch masters left a lot of their "wizadry" at home, it was still enough to give thei...
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Funny story: England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

England v Holland: Ex-pat spoofer with Dutch wife found stoned with a brick stuck in his head!

Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...
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Funny story: Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Holland, being a very small, flat nation has ground to a halt at the beginning of the carnival season as millions of hair-brained Dutch people stormed the city and town centres, totally pissed and high. This annual event of over-joyful dancing, bo...
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Funny story: Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Dutch Prince Friso (pronounced Freezo) has been hit by an avalanche, but luckily he was in Holland at the time and it is a well known fact that Holland is as flat as a pancake, therefore it was not fatal. The Prince, who should have been skiing wi...
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Funny story: Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...
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Funny story: Geert Wilders cleared of hate and he didn't even deny the Holocaust!

Geert Wilders cleared of hate and he didn't even deny the Holocaust!

Dutch far right-wing politician, Geert Wilders, has been cleared of all hate charges thrown at him by the Dutch legal system even if they were quite hateful, well, for Muslims at least. Many of his followers danced for joy as the announcement was...
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Funny story: West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough. McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...
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Funny story: Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Jackie Chan wants the World Cup losing finalists Holland in his next movie

Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...
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Funny story: Holland is Germany Shock

Holland is Germany Shock

Holland's footballing squad, so successful in the World Cup, unlike the Brave Brits, are in fact not from Holland at all, but Germany! What is more the German squad is not from Germany but from Holland. 'It follows from this' declared war histo...
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Funny story: Hup Holland Hup

Hup Holland Hup

The Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbalbond (KNVB), the Royal Dutch Football Association has revealed their recipe for success at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. While their bigger European rivals, France, Italy and England have been sent homeward...
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Funny story: Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

Dutch legal Coffee shop owner jailed for selling illegal drugs in his legal coffee shop, it's Double-Dutch!

A Coffee shop owner in Terneuzen, Holland has been jailed for doing his legal job, selling drugs illegally, get it? In Holland it's legal to sell drugs in coffee shops but it is also illegal, just tolerated so it becomes legal, get the gist? Th...
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Funny story: Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Holland's Geert Wilders proves that Holland is a land of "Cheese Eaters" and not "Kebab Eaters"!

Dutch, slightly righter than left politician, Geert Wilders, is on a holy mission. He wishes to prove not only to Holland, but also to the rest of the world that the Dutch are a nation of cheese eating, tulip growing, windmill worshipping weed smo...
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Funny story: Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw. The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors gove...
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Funny story: Female Bodybuilder Mistaken For Man In Dutch Weed Cafe

Female Bodybuilder Mistaken For Man In Dutch Weed Cafe

A female bodybuilder from New Jersey was challenged to a fight last night in a weed smokers cafe in the Netherlands. Dora Piebottom, 32, of Hackensack, New Jersey, who it must be admitted looks a bit like a bloke, with all the big muscles and stuf...
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Funny story: English county Essex sold to Holland

English county Essex sold to Holland

The English county of Essex has been sold to the Netherlands, it has emerged. Essex, infamous for it's reputation for drunken problems, speeding and loud mouthed women, has had it's entire assets including half of the Dartford Bridge sold to a Dut...
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Funny story: Ice is cold: Latest

Ice is cold: Latest

Red-faced scientists now admit that melting polar ice will not raise sea levels as much as first thought. In a statement issued from the Institute of the Bleedin' Obvious, it was acknowledged that ice cubes floating in glasses of water do not signifi...
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Funny story: Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Dutch authorities have been tightlipped about releasing information on the attempted assassination of their queen by what officials are describing as sole act of a deranged lunatic bent on using his car as a lethal inject...
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