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Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Funny story: Putin Confesses to US 2016 Election Meddling? Of Course!

Earlier today from the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin announced that: Yes, he rigged the voting machines in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin during the last US presidential election, and did so just to embarrass that NATO-loving, EU supporting, capitali...

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Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Funny story: Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Congressional investigators announced the discovering of a highly classified memo written by President Trump that explains the 10 reasons why he decided to fire the former FBI Director, James Comey. President Trump listed the 10 reasons in the s...

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Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Funny story: Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Recently fired FBI Director James Comey's affairs have gone from bad to worse, and he is now on the road somewhere between Washington and the Canadian border. Mr. Trump has said he feels obligated to release the contents of private talks with Mr.

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Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Funny story: Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Little Rocks, Arkansas - Joggers along the Arkansas River Trail have called our news room after many observed Hillary crawling on the trail, stopping frequently to urinate. "It was totally disgusting", reported Mr. Edophilepay, when he phoned in...

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Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Funny story: Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Hell, 66th level down - A spokesman for Mr. Beezle Bub announced today at a crowded press briefing that Hillary Clinton is the official President of the Dead. Ms Clinton garnered the vast majority of the votes cast by dead voters. The plurality o...

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Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret." Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I...

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Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Actually, Trump was begging. In a strange turn of events, as dramatic as the full 32 fouettes from Swan Lake, (the guy can be nimble) Donald Trump asked for a pardon from President Hillary Clinton. Investigators, using forensic software and wor...

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Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...

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Trump Stands Down (and then up again)

Funny story: Trump Stands Down (and then up again)

Crooners International stand proud today when President Trump announces his real calling in life, and the fact he finally feels happy talking about his true vocation: Crooning. We spoke to an insider who risked his job (so we can't say who) but ne...

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Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Funny story: Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...

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Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...

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ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...

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Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...

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Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...

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Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office

Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry. Install a more 'Trump friendly' Director into CIA and have him assign a whole section to keeping an eye on Ex-President Obama. H-bomb Shanghai to show Chinese he means business. (Those buttons were installed for a reason...

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The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...

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Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...

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Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

Funny story: Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry US intelligence agencies yesterday released a shocking, frightening report about a hostile foreign country's efforts to subvert America's system of government, and the incoming president does not understand the gr...

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