Kennedy Space Center, Florida - BP and NASA announced today that a new mission to monitor deep sea oil spills to aid in the forecast of coastal pollution along the Gulf Coast will be launched as soon as practical.
The Global Oil Observatory, GOO...
SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault.
Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...
WALLA WALLA, Washington - President Obama spoke before the springtime convention of the Underprivileged Children of Professional Northwest Lumberjacks at Walla Walla's newly-dedicated Vice-President Joe Biden Auditorium.
Afterwards he was asked wh...
In what many observers are calling another attempt to make lemonade out of lemons, President Obama announced today that the gulf coast region has been designated a National mosh pit.
The president stated, "In designating this area a national trea...
Crawford, Texarse - (Eye of the Storm): The surge of hot air and moist tailwinds is heading towards George W Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch.
Tropical Storm Halle Burton supertwisters are gathering momentum and threatening to suck up millions of 's...
NEW ORLEANS, LA - For a spill now nearly half the size of Exxon Valdez, the oil from the Deepwater Horizon disaster is pretty hard find.
Satellite images show an estimated 4.6 million gallons of oil has pooled in a floating, shape-shifting blob o...
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