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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the British mogul with the Midas Touch, has just announced that he will seriously consider making a change at the end of the current X-Factor season. He stated that he and the other three judges, Britney Spears, Demi Lova...
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Funny story: Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...
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Funny story: The Case of The California Girl Scouts

The Case of The California Girl Scouts

BEVERLY HILLS - The National Chapter of Girl Scouts has just announced that the state of California has just issued a new merit badge that is unique to the Left Coast state. Arletta L. Miffinbuckley, 61, spokesperson for the California Chapter of...
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Funny story: ?Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

?Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

?Teen Girls all over Social networks were furious Friday Night at the Movie Picture Association of America's decision to give the latest movie in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2, a NC-17 rating. One status update on Facebook received an overw...
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Funny story: What went on in Home Ec?

What went on in Home Ec?

Boys who went to a mixed school will remember Home Economics, or Home Ec as it was affectionately known. This was a lesson solely for girls. Many were the stories that abounded about what went on in Home Ec. So what did girls learn in that lesson explicitly for them? In a rather sexist way, the main topic in Home Ec was cooking and looking after a home with skills such as ironing and rep...
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Funny story: Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

TV watchdogs are today putting their foot down with a heavy hand and bringing to book Channel 4's daily word quiz, Countdown. It seems that the bird who puts the letters and numbers on the board, Rachel Riley, is causing coronaries throughout the lan...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...
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Funny story: Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Much consternation prevalent in the Hampshire town of Basingstoke today, following news that Polish employment agency worker Katja Smegma has dyed her hair blonde. Katja, who once possessed quite alluring chestnut brown locks, arrived for work thi...
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Funny story: Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns have admitted that they will be forced to lower their standards for the foreseeable future due to the lack of virgins available in our current culture. Unicorns, as a rule, have only come to virgin girls and only allowed themselves to be ri...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Blow Rio Away

Bonkettes Blow Rio Away

The sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes today blew Rio De Janiero away with a stunning performance, made all the more remarkable by the fact that at one point, things threatened to take an ugly turn, before the girls at last emerged triump...
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Funny story: Introducing the panty that is meant to be taken off

Introducing the panty that is meant to be taken off

The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought. Lenaehey Odnarbh...
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Funny story: Bonkettes World Stadium Tour Dates Announced!

Bonkettes World Stadium Tour Dates Announced!

The sexiest girl group on the planet, the Bonkettes today announced details of their world tour, gigging in stadiums such as Wembley, the Nou Camp, Meadowlands, the Stade De France, Old Trafford, and the Maracana in Rio. The Bonkettes, who have be...
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Funny story: Three Steps To Meeting Girls

Three Steps To Meeting Girls

It's been a mystery to many men for thousands of years, but today I am going to solve the mystery once and for all, and give you the secret to meeting girls. It's really much easier than you might think, and even stupid ugly pimply faced guys meet girls all the time. Follow these there steps: Exposure This Doesn't mean to undo your pants in front of a pretty lady. It means you have to get...
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Funny story: Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Traditionally a male domain, vast Cattle ranches in the Australian Outback are being inundated by record numbers of job-seeking girls from all over the World. Ranch owners are facing acute recruitment problems because so many 'Co...
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Funny story: An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

I meet Daniel, star of the immensely popular Harry Potter series in a bar of his choice. To be bluntly honest it looks a bit rough and I am uncomfortable, though I can see why the young actor would enjoy visiting here. What with all the girls in low tops and skirts that some would mistake as belts.
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Funny story: Big Busts Unite!

Big Busts Unite!

I say all of us big busted girls should unite. How many of us are tired of black, tan, and white? Can I get an Amen, sisters? How many of us are tired of the little B-cups getting leopard print, and pretty colors? How many of us are tired of stiff, itchy lace? How many of us just want to feel pretty?...
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Funny story: British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

British Women Get Tiddly and Talk about their Vajayjays

Like many of us, Heather Trotter-Twobutts enjoyed a few eeny-weeny glasses of vin rouge over Christmas without giving a second thought to just how twee she'd become. Most of her colleagues and friends drank the s...
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Funny story: Girl Power?

Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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