Showing:

Funny satire stories about Germany

Try another search?

Justin Beiber's Monkey Drops Album From German Holding Cell

Funny story: Justin Beiber's Monkey Drops Album From German Holding Cell

MUNICH- The now infamous OB Mally, Justin Beiber's abandoned pet Capuchin monkey, released his new album from his quarantine cell at the German Customs Agency in Munich today. To a standing room only crowd, OB Mally let out a 14 track playlist featu...

Read full story View 'Justin Beiber's Monkey Drops Album From German Holding Cell'

Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Funny story: Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...

Read full story View 'Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany'

1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

Funny story: 1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - In an effort to establish dachshund racing in Germany, the Frankfurt City Fathers are excited to announce the First Annual International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be held here in June. Race Organizer, Engleb...

Read full story View '1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt'

Close shave with extinction for the Westphalian razor clam

Funny story: Close shave with extinction for the Westphalian razor clam

Dortmund - The North German edible mollusc from the Pharidae family has been on the World Clam Organization's Top 10 Endangered marine bivalves register since early '69 when shoals of the slimy little critters were harvested 'in their millions' in Bi...

Read full story View 'Close shave with extinction for the Westphalian razor clam'

A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

Funny story: A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

LIVERPOOL - A couple of brothers who were out hunting squirrels in the English countryside have come upon an amazing discovery. Wilfred and Wilbur Nottingfield of Liverpool said that as they were walking near the old St. Sally's Castle they notice...

Read full story View 'A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat'

Germans Getting Close to Writing Satire

Funny story: Germans Getting Close to Writing Satire

In a groundbreaking writer's conference overnight session, German writers have come very close to creating the first ever "funny" writing composition in their own language. President Munchen von Hausen, speaking for the group, said, " Although ve...

Read full story View 'Germans Getting Close to Writing Satire'

Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

Funny story: Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship

LEINFELDEN-ECHTERDINGEN, GERMANY- A 15 year old billy goat, Sir Butts Alot, thrilled audiences when he took first place at the 2013 World Beard and Moustache Championships held recently in Leinfelden-Echterdingen, Germany. Butts Alot's owner, C...

Read full story View 'Old Goat Takes Hairy Honors at World Championship'

A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

Funny story: A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island

SAN FRANCISCO - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that a World War II Nazi officer has been found living in a cave on a remote South Pacific Island. The Nazi officer identified as General Hans Studebaker fled Germany aft...

Read full story View 'A World War II Nazi General Found Living In A Cave In An Isolated South Pacific Island'

Most German comedians not funny says Benjamin Netanyahoo

Funny story: Most German comedians not funny says Benjamin Netanyahoo

The nationalities of the 10 funniest comedians in the world are: 1) American 2) British 3) Israeli 4) Irish 5) Scottish 6) Vietnamese 7) Chinese 8) North Korean 9) Afghanistan 10) German This is according to exit polls at Jous...

Read full story View 'Most German comedians not funny says Benjamin Netanyahoo'

High street German restaurants planned

Funny story: High street German restaurants planned

Ever said "Its your birthday dear, shall we try to book a table at The Fat Cabbage" German Restaurant? Probably not, because German food has a reputation of being sausage and cabbage fart fodder. But now 100s more ways have been found of preparing...

Read full story View 'High street German restaurants planned'

Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

Funny story: Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...

Read full story View 'Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa'

Der Spiegel und Der Beagle

Funny story: Der Spiegel und Der Beagle

White House spokesperson Jay Carney has said there is no truth that a pet beagle accompanying President Obama on diplomatic forays across the globe is connected to recent disclosures in Der Spiegel on NSA spying in Germany. The world has just lear...

Read full story View 'Der Spiegel und Der Beagle'

Germany, second most loved country on the planet after North Korea!

Funny story: Germany, second most loved country on the planet after North Korea!

A BBC poll has revealed that Germany is now the second most popular country on the planet after North Korea. The North Koreans pipped the Germans at the post because their leader, Kim Jong Un, looks like a cuddly Teddy Bear and Angela Merkel resemble...

Read full story View 'Germany, second most loved country on the planet after North Korea!'

German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!

Being on the dole in Germany is slightly different to elsewhere in Europe as the case of a a 19 year-old girl in Augsburg has proven. The local jobcentre offered her a job in a brothel because they were looking for a cleaning lady to clean up the pla...

Read full story View 'German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!'

German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

During the Cold War, because of the continuing threat of the Soviet Bloc to launch World War 3, West Germany decided to spread its 300 tons of gold reserves to different banks around the world to preserve the stability of the economy of what is now s...

Read full story View 'German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household'

The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

Funny story: The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas

The dearth of news emanating from Martin and Anne Shuttlecock's locally based address recently has led to a great deal of speculation. Some observers assumed that the happily inept couple have gone into retirement, or at the very least, semi-retir...

Read full story View 'The Shuttlecocks All Set To Invade Germany Over Christmas'

Elvis reborn in Germany

Funny story: Elvis reborn in Germany

Staff at Graceland today were shocked when the US army revealed that a DNA sample taken from a visitor to an Army Base in Germany matched that of the King. Elvira Muntz from Berlin who works part time as a waitress was hired as part of a staff for...

Read full story View 'Elvis reborn in Germany'

Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...

Read full story View 'Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"'

Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
79 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more