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Funny story: New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

Despite the debate and discussion explaining the benefits of GM crops, a major producer had admitted that its crop might have been a total failure, offering as it does a calorific and food value content of nil.
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Funny story: GM Loses $38Billion; "I Just Saw it Last Week," Executive

GM Loses $38Billion; "I Just Saw it Last Week," Executive

Dearborn, Michigan General Motors Corp. reported today that it lost US$38.7Billion in FY 2007. But GM Executive Charles Wherzet had high hopes of recovering the money. "I just saw it last week on the conference room table. It ca...
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Funny story: GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...
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Funny story: Law Enforcement Lobby against GM

Law Enforcement Lobby against GM

GM's announcement earlier this week about producing a 'driverless vehicle' has Police across the nation lobbying against production focusing mainly on the current drunk driving laws.
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Funny story: General Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism

General Motors to Switch to India's Nano Car from Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism

DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
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Funny story: GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that
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Funny story: GM Shifts to Manual Transmissions for Global Warming

GM Shifts to Manual Transmissions for Global Warming

Responding to growing concerns over global warming, General Motors (GM) announced today that it would make all of its vehicles with standard transmissions, starting in 2009. Manual transmissions generally get better fuel mileage than...
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Funny story: GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

GM Introduces Car for the Simple-Minded: The Dolt

Struggling auto giant General Motors is introducing a new concept car aimed at customers who are intimidated by modern technology and all things requiring sophisticated skills or understanding. The GM Dolt, "the car for the rest of us", wa...
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Funny story: Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!

Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!

DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a stunning new automobile that is bound to revive the fortunes of the recently troubled automaker. "After several quarters of lackluster sales, we think we have a breakthrough new car that will revolutioniz...
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Funny story: General Motors (GM) Layoffs Examined

General Motors (GM) Layoffs Examined

General Motors announced that they were cutting over 30,000 jobs and closing several plants. Analysts with the Michigan State Department of Labor have discovered the following jobs will not be cut in the layoffs:...
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Funny story: At GM The Future Is Now

At GM The Future Is Now

Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted glass visors for those who love the concept of tota...
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Funny story: GM Downsizing SUV Offerings

GM Downsizing SUV Offerings

DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a total downsizing of its entire fleet of SUVs. The once profitable SUV monsters have become harder to sell to customers who cannot afford high gas prices. Over the past few years the size, weight, and gas consu...
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Funny story: Chitty's-R-US

Chitty's-R-US

R U in need for more bang for your buck???....then come on down to the chites-General Motors Dealership. We have the new and latest models of that special car that flies. When you think you are not moving fast enough...just wait it will suprise...
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Funny story: Study Reveals Actual Uses for General Motors OnStar System

Study Reveals Actual Uses for General Motors OnStar System

OnStar is the latest in technology for in-vehicle safety and security systems. In fact, OnStar brings together emergency service providers, wireless telephone, and satellite technologies to help protect drivers on the road and this option is now considered standard on many General Motors vehicles. From the preliminary data pulled from several OnStar information collection centers, social s...
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Funny story: Ford to Bring Back Founder, GM Retools Earl's Image

Ford to Bring Back Founder, GM Retools Earl's Image

General Motors has Harley Earl selling Buicks. Now it's Ford's turn to revive its own historical figure.
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Funny story: Product recall announcement.

Product recall announcement.

General motors today released a Recall on all vehicles made in the USA as a fault has been found in the engine management chipset.
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