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Funny story: Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...
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Funny story: Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Riot gang leaders to open private prison for gang training

Several gang-leaders responsible for co-ordinating riots across the UK have confirmed they are considering creating their own privately run prisons to ensure the best possible training for gang members prior to their release. ManDem gang leader Ru...
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Funny story: Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

Bullingdon Club Massive reasserts primacy over vile rival upstarts

London - In a packed House of Commons televised debate Bullingdon's renowned top dog spelled out surrender terms for the nation's feuding scum. "Not on my turf, sickos!" was PM Cameron's clarion call as the UK's No One gang leader reasserted his s...
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Funny story: Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
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Funny story: Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Phuc Mi Phuc-ed, Claims Sister

Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday. Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...
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Funny story: The Zetas Cartel strikes with lethal force

The Zetas Cartel strikes with lethal force

The Zetas Cartel set a massive wildfire which forced evacuations from towns in the eastern part of Arizona and threatened society with flames. The flames were so massive they pushed towards New Mexico. Los Zetas Cartel are a group of highly traine...
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Funny story: UK Gang Culture 'Not Just Limited To City Slums' Say Police Chief

UK Gang Culture 'Not Just Limited To City Slums' Say Police Chief

As the UK falls deeper in to despair, gang culture has hit an all time high, with police this week uncovering a huge ring, involving hundreds of members across the country. Raids took place this week at numerous locations around the British Isles,...
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Funny story: Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Camden Loses 200 Police, Afraid Drug Lords Will Take Over Like in Mexico!

Camden, New Jersey has had to lay off about half of it's police force due to budget cuts while citizens fear to go out. Also, a good part of the fire fighters were also laid off. "After that vote yesterday where the judge said that he would not...
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Funny story: Gangsters plan to industrilize and go corporate

Gangsters plan to industrilize and go corporate

Juarez, Mexico- Drug dealers have opted for a cheaper and more efficient way to make money. After the bust of a sophisticated drug tunnel that ran from Mexico to San Diego, drug traffickers have decided that it's cheaper to grow marijuana on the...
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Funny story: Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...
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Funny story: Hollywood publicist is killed by a Mexican gang

Hollywood publicist is killed by a Mexican gang

SINALOA MEXICO- Investigators have received a message from a Mexican gang in Sinaloa, Mexico claiming responsibility for the murder of Hollywood publicist Honni Runner who was shot to death in her car in Beverly Hills on her way home from a movie pre...
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Funny story: Video Report: Changing gang related terminology

Video Report: Changing gang related terminology

The use of the word "gangs" to describe youths who hang around committing crime could make their activities worse, a study has claimed. The Youth Justice Board conducted a major study on "gangs" and concluded that the term is "inappropriate". It also suggested replacing the phrase "gang-related" with "group-related". The new terminology for gang should be something nice and cuddly like "cluster...
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Funny story: Massacre Not Gang Related

Massacre Not Gang Related

The bloody massacre of twenty-five members of the Wolf Pack gang by rival gang member Felix Mortos of the Pajaros, was deemed a random act of violence and not gang related by Raymond Estra, police chief of the Boardertown, Police Department. Accor...
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Funny story: Glasgow Patter: The Big Hoose

Glasgow Patter: The Big Hoose

On a visit to Glasgow try and stay in the City Centre and don't explore some of the way out housing schemes, where drugs, and gang warfare, are rife. There are even some areas where all that matters is whether you are a Catholic, or a Protestant,...
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Funny story: Gangland Tour Bus Returns With Passengers Tarred & Feathered

Gangland Tour Bus Returns With Passengers Tarred & Feathered

Police in Los Angeles reported that a tour bus that takes passengers to see the gangland sections of Los Angeles that belong to the Crips and Bloods has returned very late and that everyone on it, including the driver, had been tarred and feathered.
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Funny story: Pizza Man Intimidated By Mafiosi

Pizza Man Intimidated By Mafiosi

Turkish UK Pizza entrepreneur and innovator Ali Bullo (Full English Breakfast Pizza, Sausage Mash And Beans Pizza) today claimed that the Fusilli mafia crime family from Sicily were demanding protection money and taxes from his UK fast food operation...
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Funny story: Gang Kills People For Their Fat!

Gang Kills People For Their Fat!

A gang has been arrested overseas that have been charged with harvesting the body fat of human beings and selling them for cosmetics. Police told UP2 that the gang used the jungle there to hide out after kidnapping fat people who are never seen again...
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Funny story: Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

Formula 1 Boost for Vauxhall

A national youth group and South London youth services are celebrating the announcement that from 2010, McLaren and Williams will ditch their entire pit crews in favour of local gang members. The move has been heralded as the most forward thinking in...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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