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Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred. The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...

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Future News: Shopping Planet Developed

MERCATUS ORBIS - Earthic Colony Planet #12A, or, Mercatus Orbis (Latin for Trading World), has finally opened. Taking a record 21 months to terraform, and 2 weeks to lay powerlines, internet, docking stations, and buildings, Mercatus will be open...

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Future News: Aston Villa Wins Something

Published 2167 - LAYER-456 BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Aston Villa, a Premier League team, have won the cup for the first time in living memory. "The game of football hasn't changed over the past 150 years," said the manager, Robert Casio Cord. "We thought...

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How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

Funny story: How The World Will End: A Bleak Look Towards Man's Destiny

The year is 2014. Many things have happened between now and then. Most of them not pretty. Stan Grimshaw was ready. He had read all the books, seen the movies. He was prepared for any eventuality. His friends told him he was mad for stockpiling every tinned foodstuff known to man. He spent hours pondering over each purchase, looking for the longest possible shelf life available. Soups,...

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Future News: New Track 'Baby' Certified Hit

(Published 2033) LONDON URBEM - 'Baby', the new track by Mike Hall, is number one on the BillBoard 100. "This song has never been done before," said his manager, Gates. "The words flow so well, and the intro is a classic, 'You know you love me...'...

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Future News: Apple Releases 'Clean Water'

(Published 2060) PALO ALTERNATIVE, CA - After months in development, Apple Inc. have released this year's new gadget. The Clean Water, which is based on a former compound from the early 21st century called H2O. "This may not be new," said Stev...

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Future News: Common Cold Epidemic Spreading

(Published 2040) - BRUSSELS, EUROPEAN STATES - Scientists in the capital have detected traces of a 'common cold'. CC was wiped out in early 2020, and has not surfaced since. However, due to the lack of immunity among today's human and xeno populat...

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Scotland 3012 .A.D

Funny story: Scotland 3012 .A.D

The second report by a 2012 A.D. archaeologist as he excavates Scotland. "Following my first excursion into the north west of the landmass, I travelled for approximately 60 miles in an Easterly direction to a much smaller site than previously. Located on the periphery of a small, but well-to-do urban establishment, this compact structure was relatively well preserved . In fact, the evidence w...

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Scotland 3011 A.D

Funny story: Scotland 3011 A.D

What would an archaeologist in a thousand years time find if he excavated in the Glasgow area ? "One of the most interesting discoveries during my lifelong project of excavating sporting venues in the Western European Continental Peninsula occurred when I had to journey into the northwest of the landmass where a large metropolitan colony once existed. While there were more than a few sit...

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Future News: America Quarantined

Funny story: Future News: America Quarantined

(Published 2030) - BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At this year's United Nations Conference on Climate Change in Birmingham, many of the member nations and transnationals have decided to quarantine all 8,080,464.3 sq. km of the 48 contingent states. "America h...

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Future News: Ancient Corpse of God 'Michael Jackson' Found Undecomposed

(Published 2090) - LAYER G, LOS ANGELES - The building of a new Layer Transit port was delayed today in Los Angeles after the founding of the music god 'Jacko'. Jacko, who was recorded in legend as one of the great gods worshipped by the people of...

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Future News: 2012 to Happen Just to New Jersey, Wolverhampton

(Published 23rd Dec 2012) - JERSEY CITY & WOLVERHAMPTON, ENG. - An astonishing event had occured. 2012, which would happen to the Earth at 11.59 pm GMT, 22nd Dec 2012, had just been isolated to the two places on Earth no-one likes. "Yeah,"...

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Future News: History Students Suprised at 21st-Century Gay Rights Issues

(Published 2071) LAYER G, CHICAGO - Students at SanDisk High School were shocked at how their predecessors ignored gay rights. Although today, the class learnt, homosexuals, transgenders and others are accepted as part of modern society, in the ea...

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Future News: United Democracies of Arabia to Invade Corporcracy of USA

(Published in 2031) - CAIRO & OBAMA, D.C. - The United Democracies of Arabia (UDA) have agreed to invade the transnational-controlled former state. At the UDA building in Cairo, all of the member states voted for an attack on the United States...

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Future News: TheSpoof.com War Starts

Funny story: Future News: TheSpoof.com War Starts

(Published next week) - WORLD WIDE WEB - After mounting tensions for many, many months, the popular user-defined site exploded into a massive flame war. Mark, the admin, was unable to control the e-riot after a hacker deleted his account. The w...

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Future News: Triple-Dimensional-Way Crash Occurs

(Published 2060) - LAYER 22, BIRMINGHAM - A 487-car pile-up between the vetipass traffic and the orbitalpass on layer 22 ends up with 198 dead and 436 injured. The collision occurred when a car from Layer 21 vertijumped up into orbitalway traffic,...

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Future News: "Farty Fart Farts" Wins Every Oscar

(Published 2051) - AERO-LAYER 15, LOST ANGELES - The Oscars, a proud tradition from the tribal days of America, has been won by the feature-length film Farty Fart Farts. FFF, is a romantic-action-thriller-horror-comedy about a bottom that farts, a...

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Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Funny story: Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Radio Nottingham this morning broadcast a report from a Mr Rich Sodd, financial analyst with Money, Bags, & Snotts auditors of Nottingham. In the programme, Sodd declared that: "Nottingham has not been affected so detrimentally with the Government cutbacks, increased prices in of food, fuel, commodities and VAT, as many other areas of the country. Our Nottingham Spoof Gazette reporter, D...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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