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Funny story: Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Man Can't Order Fish Tacos Without Giggling Uncontrollably

Steve Sanchez, A long-term Toronto resident, has trouble concealing his laughter every time he enters a local delicatessen. A highly advertised and popular item on the menu is the restaurant's famous Crispy Fish Tacos. "I just can't do it," says t...
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Funny story: Turtles, Tuna and Squids Picket Discovery Channel's Headquarters

Turtles, Tuna and Squids Picket Discovery Channel's Headquarters

SILVER SPRING, MD - In a rare public display of solidarity, the planet's Leatherback Sea Turtles, Yellowfin Tuna and Caribbean Reef Squids marched outside of Discovery Channel's headquarters, protesting Shark Week, carrying signs and shouting chants.
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

NORFOLK, Virginia - Well the animal rights people are up in arms again and this time it is all about Niagara Falls. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have stated that they have just had an independent research study firm complete an...
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Funny story: Scientists discover new species of fish

Scientists discover new species of fish

PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real...
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Funny story: The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Long time Mississippi Game Warden Jefferson Jackson Boothbarker reported that a local fisherman identified as Tibideaux "Tibby" Figginfaust has just caught one of the most amazing catfish in the history of catfish catching.
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Funny story: £1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

£1 fish drawn into horse-meat scandal

The £1 fish man was today drawn into the horse-meat scandal when a disgruntled colleague on a neighbouring stall in Green street claimed the fish he was selling were actually horses. The colleague who asked not to be named claimed that the only re...
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Funny story: The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts - The New England Department of Fishing has just issued a statement dealing with the East Coast fishing industry. NED of F Assistant Director of Operations Blumenthal H. Persimmon, 49, has said that according to predict...
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Funny story: New species of suckerfish named after Obama

New species of suckerfish named after Obama

Tuscaloosa, Alabama - Scientists at the Alabama Museum of Natural Hystery have named a newly discovered relative of the Whitefin Sharksucker species after President Obama. Echeneis Neucratoides Obamanemesis is a rare example of remora from the Ec...
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Funny story: Michael Winner "Almost Entirely Human" Claim Scientists

Michael Winner "Almost Entirely Human" Claim Scientists

Scientists at Madeup University have made a discovery which is sure to dumbfound the whole of mankind. Their discovery? Well I gave that away in the headline. In case you missed it, here it is again. Michael Winner is almost entirely human.
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Funny story: Research Reveals That Fish DO Sweat

Research Reveals That Fish DO Sweat

Researchers at Titchfield College Of Perspiration today revealed that fish actually do sweat, and that the reason why nobody ever noticed previously is that the little beads of perspiration are quickly diluted by the surrounding watery environment.
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Funny story: Pixie Lott Pixellated

Pixie Lott Pixellated

The world of Brit music was reeling this morning after what happened last night when top pop paparazzi gathered to snap petite starlet Pixie Lott as she emerged from London's Smithfield Meat Market on the arm of her beau, trainee cheesemaker Oliver W...
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Funny story: The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The iRumors News Agency Presents "Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World" (June Edition)

The editor of The iRumors News Agency, Bacardi Cheyenne, has just announced that the June edition of its publication of 'Scandals, Rumors, & Innuendos From Around The World' is now available at leading newsstands, at Giggle Giggle Comedy Clubs throughout America, and at all Burger Bandit Restaurants. SCANDALS, RUMORS, & INNUENDOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - Local auth...
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Funny story: Radioactive sushi beneficial

Radioactive sushi beneficial

San Francisco - The local chamber of commerce announced today that the new, glowing sushi being served at local eateries is very beneficial, especially for cancer patients. According to chair, Dr. Bunhardschmit, the radiation consumed in the sushi...
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Funny story: How to Identify Unusual Types of Scandinavian Fish

How to Identify Unusual Types of Scandinavian Fish

Scandinavian fish! What are you talking about man? Why would I waste my precious time learning about something that I'll never have occasion to use? Well, you may say that (and in fact just did), but what if you were given a free cruise around the coastline of Scandinavia as a thank-you gift from a close relative eh? You could hardly refuse to take it, could you? It would be impolite for a star...
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Funny story: Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Smells Fishy? Fish claimed to be 17 million years older this week than last week!

Crackpot evolutionists are today pulling their hair out following the annoying news that a new Coelacanth fossil has been discovered. The Coelacanth is already a particular pain in the evolutionists bottom as it is still alive and well today. The...
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Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...
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Funny story: "A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

"A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

The inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize' was awarded this lunchtime in a Central London hotel banqueting suite. The prize, thought to be the brainchild of controversial historian, David Starkey, is to be awarded on a totally haphazard basis to whoever hap...
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Funny story: More evolution hocus pocus!

More evolution hocus pocus!

Fans of stupid theories are once again celebrating as the cult of 'evolution' spews up its latest discoveries, which as always defy actual science. 'Scientists', their description not mine, from Scotland are pleased to announce the discovery in Sc...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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