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Fat Woman Flattens Justin Bieber

Funny story: Fat Woman Flattens Justin Bieber

Thus far know one knows why a big fat lady got into a heated argument with Justin Bieber and flattened him in a parking lot just outside a Kroger Market. A woozzie Bieber finally got to his feet, shook his head, took two steps and went down once a...

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Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

Funny story: Travolta Stops Fight Between Bullock And Blanchet

John Travolta says that calling Idina Menzel 'Adele Dazeem' at Oscars was a disaster. "I've been beating myself up ever since," he told me in an exclusive interview. But it turns out that the aging star, who has been the object of ridicule for his...

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Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...

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Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...

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Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Funny story: Extreme Swiss Neutrality

Swiss neutrality at its most extreme - Scottish Second Division sides East Fife and Stranraer F.C. met at Bayview Stadium yesterday and experienced surely the most bizarre events ever to take place in sport. Eleven minutes into the game, referee J...

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Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Funny story: Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...

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Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...

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Michelle Not Talking To The President

Funny story: Michelle Not Talking To The President

Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...

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Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Funny story: Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago. We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's co...

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"You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

Funny story: "You Know!" Beginning To Take Place After Many Political Arguments

A strange change have come about maybe because of all the politics, all the suing, a black President, maybe even a right-wing Radio Talk Show Host. The mystery has been handed over to MENSA to see if even they can understand it, because it seems t...

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Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

Funny story: Walmart To Drop The Name Black Friday

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - After yet another Black Friday shopping fiasco where people were shoved, pushed, and attacked, the world's largest retail chain has issued a statement. A Walmart representative stated to the news media that although the vas...

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Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

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Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

Funny story: Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified. Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received. "One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...

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Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

Funny story: Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...

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Smart phone patent fight hots up

Funny story: Smart phone patent fight hots up

The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...

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The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...

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The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

Funny story: Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

KILLEM COURT, Connecticut - Rodney McSausagefoot was beaten senseless in a parking lot of a Catholic church in Connecticut's Killem Court Projects for sparking up a joint filled with marijuana after hearing of the Vatican's announcement of a new Pope...

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