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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell Returns To The View, Hasselbeck Surprise Guest

Rosie O'Donnell returned to "The View" on Friday. It was her first appearance on the show since her infamous brawl back in 2007 with Elisabeth Hasselbeck in 2007 caused her to step down as moderator. The source of the blowup? A discussion in wh...
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Funny story: Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

Awkward Moment Shared at Bikini Espresso Stand

VANCOUVER, WA-What was supposed to be a simple coffee purchase turned in to a critical moment in the career of George Blankenship, associate professor of English at Washington State University Vancouver as he exchanged glances with one of his Feminis...
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Funny story: Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Research Shows Women Scientists Would be More Useful at Home, says Woman Scientist

Washington, D.C. - In a groundbreaking study involving the National Institute of Health, some women are hearing unexpected results. A study financed by the National Organization for Marriage, with no bias at all, shows that women scientists would act...
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Funny story: Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
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Funny story: Toy Mandibles Empower Weak-Jawed Masses

Toy Mandibles Empower Weak-Jawed Masses

Dateline: LOS ANGELES-There's a hot new product that's flying off the shelves. It's called Gravitas Jaws and it consists of a crude plastic mandible bone that's worn over your lower jaw like a beard, except that this piece of plastic has the power to...
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Funny story: Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

A feminist caught on camera driving on a pavement to avoid a school bus unloading small, defenseless children will have to stand at a crossroads wearing a sign describing herself as an idiot. Her car had 100 stickers with misandrist statements ag...
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Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
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Funny story: Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Nora Ephron says she met Jesus Christ in her dreams and she was promised a man in heaven because she couldn't find one on earth. "I got desperate for a man because I was getting old and I was constantly being turned down for dates because of my age," Ephron continues "I had to visit heaven to get my man." Ephron said she hiked Mt. Ararat in desperation to enter the pearly gates to get to he...
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Funny story: Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Feminist fights flesh-eating bacteria

Christmas is coming, but not for Sandy Harvey who is a devote feminist. Her body is in the hospital being ravished by a tiny microbe named Aeromonas hydrophila. While on vacation, Harvey went for a swim in a river where she cut her elbow on a roc...
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Funny story: Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

Dirty Limericks by Angry Feminist Lesbians

The Spoof's limericks column has been popular with lad readers, but criticism has come from certain other quarters over what some perceive as sexist elements. In the interest of fairness and constructive criticism we present what we are told will be a humorous and thoughtful rebuttal from Val-Grace MacDorkin, a prominent spokesperson on women's issues: You've come here for dirty humor, haven't...
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Funny story: Beards more popular today than at any time in history

Beards more popular today than at any time in history

Throughout history UK men have had a fashion for beards, so it was somewhat surprising to discover that a greater proportion of men have a beard in the twenty-first century than at any other time in recorded history. "We have this image of various...
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Funny story: Slut Walkers Fight For Their Right To Be Dirty: "It's My Hot Body And I Do What I Want"

Slut Walkers Fight For Their Right To Be Dirty: "It's My Hot Body And I Do What I Want"

BILLINGSGATE POST - "It's my hot body and I do what I want." Is this true liberation or just a flight from using a Hoover? In cities all over America there are hordes of women sashaying down the streets provocatively dressed, making a defiant displ...
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Funny story: Shocker For Feminists As 9 Out Of 10 Men Admit They'd Rather Have A Penguin

Shocker For Feminists As 9 Out Of 10 Men Admit They'd Rather Have A Penguin

Feminists were left reeling today, as the results of a recent survey revealed that 9 out of 10 men - a shockingly shocking 90% in total - revealed that they'd rather have a Penguin, as opposed to succumbing to the womanly wiles of a feminist woman.
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Funny story: Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

Republicans to Outlaw Birth Control for Single Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPI) Following the recent congressional hearings on the inclusion of birth control pills under health insurance prescription coverage, republican committee members co-sponsored new legislation to address what they called the "religi...
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Funny story: Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...
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Funny story: Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

The Bra Burning Coalition, the militant wing of the Feminism Movement, which is the political arm of Woman's Lib, which is a small book-store in Cambridge, is looking for a new venue for their annual Bra Burning. "We've been burning bras in Burnle...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole rubs feminists up the wrong way

Cheryl Cole rubs feminists up the wrong way

Cheryl Cole's decision to get back together with 'love rat' Ashley has provoked anger among feminists and 'strong women'. The defiant Geordie has ignored the strident advice of bitchy lesbians and decided to give the Chelsea Left Back 'one last ch...
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Funny story: All Night Garages To Impose £5 Surcharge On Flowers And Chocolates

All Night Garages To Impose £5 Surcharge On Flowers And Chocolates

Bowing to pressure from feminist groups, the Federation of All Night Garage Owners (FANGO) have agreed to impose a £5 surcharge on each purchase of flowers or chocolates if purchased by an unaccompanied male. The all night garage has long been emp...
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