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QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

Funny story: QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

QPR's strategic 4-0 home defeat to a poor Bolton team has left penny pinching QPR owner Bernie Ecclestone feeling hard done by. Billionaire Bernie's hopes of trousering 100million quid by flogging QPR to Lotus owning Tony Fernandes have been dimi...

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Saha starts rehab after ankle injury

Funny story: Saha starts rehab after ankle injury

Saha, the 32 yr. old Everton striker, is working hard in rehab. to get back to full match fitness. Saha scored 10 goals in 27 appearances and seemed to have 'sported' as main hair-colours and hair-styles, to the amusement of the crowds. He was...

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Chicharito Strikes Again

Funny story: Chicharito Strikes Again

A pretty one-sided affair this afternoon at Old Trafford, as Manchester United pounded the Everton goal remorselessly, and pretty much without reward as the boys in blue dug in. The Merseysiders successfully resisted wave after red shirted wave, a...

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Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Funny story: Everton Plan To Put A Bomb Under United

Everton have revealed that they intend to blow Manchester United's title bid to smithereens when the clubs meet at Old Trafford over the Easter weekend. It appears that Everton are becoming aggrieved by media reports which suggest that the Merseys...

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Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

Funny story: Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

David Sibson, a lifelong Everton fan has been arrested and banned from Goodison Park after calling Saha a 'useless lazy French bastard' under racism guidelines. "I could understand being prosecuted under the trades description act if I'd called hi...

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Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

Funny story: Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

A second set of scousers arrived in West London yesterday to spoil the party at rich kids Chelsea. Everton (it's a part of Liverpool) dumped the holders out of the FA Cup just two week after their Merseyside rivals, Liverpool, wrecked the party to...

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Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

Funny story: Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

An outright gay man told how he went to Anfield to see his first-ever football match this afternoon, only to spend the entire duration of the match in the Gents toilets. Larry Sabu, 20, somehow managed to obtain a ticket to see the 215th Merseysi...

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Satirical Writer threatens to Quit following Everton loss

Remembrance Sunday had pinges of regret for both sides at Goodison Park yesterday. This disappointed writer watched as his beloved team crashed to a 2-1 defeat to Arsenal, before having a huge rant over the forums. "It's not fair! My team have...

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Impostor arrested at Goodison Park

An impostor was in the Everton First Team squad, it has been revealed. Mr. Affin Alaff, a talented African footballer impersonator, scored a sensational goal for the Toffees this weekend against Stoke. The problem? Davey Moyes credited Mr. Alaf...

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Liverpool thrashed by Everton

Funny story: Liverpool thrashed by Everton

It was a day nobody would forget. New owners. A new start in Liverpool history. And a game at Goodison Park to kick-start the new season. Just a shame nobody told the players. Typically, Hodgson had chosen all the right players in all the wr...

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Liverpool and Everton to merge?

Funny story: Liverpool and Everton to merge?

The new owners of Liverpool FC have noted that the fan base for the club is not as large as it could be, and have put this down to there being another Premiership club just across the park from Anfield. "We have put an offer in to buy Evertone," s...

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Phil Jagielka To Have Operation On Name

Funny story: Phil Jagielka To Have Operation On Name

Everton's England international defender Phil Jagielka must be cursing his bad luck this morning, after being told that he needs an emergency operation - on his name! The former Hale Barns United and Sheffield United full-back joined the Toffees i...

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Everton Fans Stage Cheeky Blow-Up Sex Doll Tribute To The Absent Wayne Rooney

Funny story: Everton Fans Stage Cheeky Blow-Up Sex Doll Tribute To The Absent Wayne Rooney

Although he may have been absent from the Everton/Manchester United clash at Goodison Park, accused philanderer Wayne Rooney was still the butt of a jolly jape by Everton supporters. As United lined up for a first half free kick at the Gladwys Str...

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Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been warned that he faces a 'bloody nightmare' if he plays at Goodison Park today, by manager Sir Alex Ferguson. He has also been tipped off that Evertonians, still smarting over his £25 million defection...

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Ferguson Has His Eye On Jack Rodwell And Dan Gosling

Funny story: Ferguson Has His Eye On Jack Rodwell And Dan Gosling

In an off guard moment at Manchester United's Carrington training complex this morning, Sir Alex Ferguson refused to deny that he had an eye on Everton strikers Jack Rodwell and Dan Gosling, who played major roles in destroying United at Goodison Par...

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Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Funny story: Everton down Liverpool to go top of Dirty Bastards League

Traditional fans breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Professional Foul made a welcome return to our top flight football. In a test case match, under instructions from the League, their Clubs and Managers, the players in today's Merse...

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Everton Salvage Point With Last Gasp Penalty Save

Funny story: Everton Salvage Point With Last Gasp Penalty Save

From trailing by two goals at Goodison Park, Everton staged a rousing comeback to level the scores, only to have a penalty kick awarded against them deep into stoppage time. Everton keeper Tim Howard, did a 'Barthez at Fulham' impression, delaying...

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Burnley Fans To Sober Up Ahead Of Everton Clash

Funny story: Burnley Fans To Sober Up Ahead Of Everton Clash

Football fans in the town of Burnley have vowed to get sober before Sunday's Premiership clash with Everton, following a booze fuelled en-masse three day bender after the club defeated Premier League Champions and last year's Champions League finalis...

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